Lethal Injection TRASH TALKING Thread

Whitt: I'll fight the Law, and this time, the Law will lose.

That is all, peons.

Yo Butters, I'll be ringside in case any member of YNG tries to interfere. I'm sure Blake & Callum will be as well.

King: A show without the Gold Standard Television Champion? For shame, FMW, for shame.

Leviticus: Of course they won't feature you. They can't let us look good, now can they?

Sage and Santana wrote:

Santana: Oh, how exciting! We finally get to be up close and personal with the both of you. You two are our faves =)

Sage: I'm sure you'll be the kind gentlemen that you are and protect us in this battle royal.

King: You know, I've never been one to do as I was told, so if they won't give me a match, I might as well hop in one anyway. I'll be happy to protect you ladies.

Leviticus: How about we all protect each other? FMW won't know what to do in the face of our unity.

None taken; to be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how to respond to being called a wanker. Oh, also:

*adopts a grandstanding, stage-esque tone of voice*

For my next trick, I'll be putting a new spin on an old crowd-pleaser by defeating a fresh Butters for the Anarchy Ultraviolent Title!

OOC: BOOM! First to promo! Suck it, Austin.

IC: I just want to reiterate something.

I'm very glad I'm not on the Anarchy Brand. That place is like one of those carnival haunted houses. It's not really scary, if anything the place is downright goofy. And yeah, maybe you think it's endearingly funny at first, the amount of shenanigans that is concentrated into a single place. You might marvel at all the effort and time that's put into impressing exactly nobody. Then you start to feel sad for the miserable people that have to work there, and vow to never spend your time or money perpetuating such a factory of sadness.

And trust me, I know about factories of sadness. I'm a Cleveland Browns fan.

Edible14 wrote:

And trust me, I know about factories of sadness. I'm a Cleveland Browns fan.

Oh ... oh, my God. You poor bastard.

Kraven: Well Jesus, if this is what qualifies as a PPV then you all might as well just crown me Champion, Lord and Master right now.

Fella by name of Whiskeyjack is coming to Lethal Injection. And if there's one thing old Jacky does best it's a god damn Battle Royale. Rest o' you scrubs better stay the hell home unless you're looking for an ass-whuppin'.

Kuruk: This battle royal will be a challenge. Not only would I need to win that, but I would need to win another massive match with outstanding elders of Full Metal Wrestling for the belt?

However.

Whether it is Jonathan King, Leviticus, whether it is this "Whiskeyjack" or one of the Braxton Twins, the spirit of the bear will take you down. Know that I am ready to do what I need. If it means I must destroy you, I will. If it means I must swipe the skin off of your face, it will happen. If it means I must use my tomahawk and pure strength and force to shatter your very bones, be prepared for it. This is the opportunity for me to do good for myself and my people.

Do not take me lightly.

Ooh, the "I'm dumber when I listen to you speak" comment. Glad to see that this place hasn't changed.

ANWYL.

Time to learn a little respect.

I'm coming for that C4 Championship.

The Full Metal Championship is mine.

Game over man...

Game over...

Kraven: Sweet, twins. Which one of you's the evil one? Oh wait, let me guess: you're both kind of 'naughty' in that way that women who are secretly terrified of being unpopular pretend to be. Well don't be scared, Jack firmly believes that two's damn fine company.

And YMCA? I don't know what you did with the rest of the Village People but the construction dude was more intimidating than your peyote-drinkin' ass.

Hurry on back to your 'people' and their string of low-rent casinos buddy, Kraven's taking the win this time round.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

The Full Metal Championship is mine.

Game over man...

Game over...

I hope not. I mean, I'd like to see a champ that holds the belt for more than one defense.

Slegna wrote:

Ooh, the "I'm dumber when I listen to you speak" comment. Glad to see that this place hasn't changed.

Oh no, things have changed.

Very likely for the worse.

Leviticastform wrote:

Leviticus: How about we all protect each other? FMW won't know what to do in the face of our unity.

Whitt: That's nice, y'all do that for the battle royal or whatever. But stay out of my match. Celt and that title are mine alone to destroy and take, respectively. This is my match, my opportunity, and I will not have the rest of you attempt to take it from me.

Hey, Nick. We're not booked tonight. How about we back up Butters in his title match?

I believe in Butters, Damien.

And that's fine. I just wouldn't bet any money on him, if I were you.

So do I. But if Bryson, Ashburnand Marky-Mark get involved, he'll be outnumbered.

Damien wrote:

So do I. But if Bryson, Ashburnand Marky-Mark get involved, he'll be outnumbered.

Not if the 3 of us are at ringside or nearby. Gonna talk to the board of directors bout letting me do guest commentary. Nick may be Anarchy GM but he still has to answer to someone.

Lawyers... Right... My very own attorney can counter your claim by just showing the segment from the show... Trying to be coerced into attacking Storm Master by YOUR sexual advances, sorry doll but you're not going to get one over on this mall cop and his law book...