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PostSubject: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:59 am

I'm standing alone
I'm watching you all
I'm seeing you sinking
I'm standing alone
You're weighing the gold
I'm watching you sinking
Fool's gold
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:06 pm

So Braxtons, it's official. The main event. You wanted it. You got it. You've written the tale of your own execution.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:24 pm

Reggie: Yeah but it would be hilarious if you lost to a fucking girl man I mean come on, I cannot wrestle for shit and I would easily beat that girl if you know what I mean. Beat her in the ass. YYEEAAHH!! YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:31 pm

I won't be losing. Come on. That title needs some prestige that it currently lacks. Also, they want to be treated as equals (yeah, I know, handicap match?) so I will take them apart like I would any guy in the locker room. To be fair, once I'm done with them, they wouldn't be able to say no to you Reggie. Do with them as you like.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:53 pm

The twins just ask to be judged on their wits and merits like everybody else.

Now considering they are both half-wits putting them into a handicap match does seem to be a fair and equitable solution.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:34 pm

Reggie: Yeah but they got some cracking assists.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:11 pm

Sage: Oh my God, you guys are sooooo hilarious. Not.

Santana: Well, Danielle, you didn't think it'd be "fair" or "equal" to go against just one of us, so I suggested this handicap match to shut you up. Don't be complaining that you're in a losing environment when you were the one who inadvertently pushed for this.

Yes, baby, you're going to lose.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:45 pm

I'm not a dick so I don't like to talk badly about you girls. You try your best.

That being said, is a squash match as the main event really good for business?
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:45 am

Hey, Damien...



Damien...




DAMIEN!!!!





...Danger Zone.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:03 am

Are you back on the Froot Loops?
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:05 pm

Grimelli: So because The Elephant Gun is a champion he gets omitted from a 'Supershow'? No show can be super without The Elephant Gun. The silenced beast can now speak, and he is not best pleased with this turn of event.s
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:05 pm

Santana: Why do you call yourself the Elephant Gun? That is so weird.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:06 pm

Antonio_G wrote:
Grimelli: So because The Elephant Gun is a champion he gets omitted from a 'Supershow'? No show can be super without The Elephant Gun. The silenced beast can now speak, and he is not best pleased with this turn of event.s

OOC: Sorry Man, I don't know how I missed that. You were on my list when I wrote down who had been active and therefore would be booked.

Please re-check the card shortly, it will be updated.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:54 am

Oh it is great to be back! It almost feels new again. And with my good friend Frosty the snowman still kicking the metaphorical mouldy bucket called FMW, I'm sure competition is on the up.

But not to be rude or seem to be distracted from my inevitable battle to the death against...whats-his-face.

I shall win. It's simple, its basic, it's known by all, but the unknowing opponent I've been drawn against.

So to conclude. When I step back into that ring, it's wont be just a smile and a wave to the crowd. It'll be the spark in the eye, the power-prayer to God and the beginning of when I take control of what I truly am purposed to do...

Win.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:54 am

Damien, I was never NOT on the loops...

Who are we against, by the way? I've got a feeling my first match back is gonna' be just the warm up I need. I gots tha' ring rust... bad...



And I'm glad to see you around, Leon. I'll most likely need the help.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:58 am

Oh dear oh dear.

This... will not do. The two members of Gold Standard that I'd very much like to face are hanging in the locker room this evening?

Somebody's getting a very angry visit.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:18 pm

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Santana: Why do you call yourself the Elephant Gun? That is so weird.

Grimelli: Have you ever seen an elephant gun my beautiful dear?
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:17 pm

Santana: Yes, it's like a big, big rifle thing, isn't it? I don't condone the practices of hunting animals, however.

Also, I still think it's weird you call yourself that.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:11 am

OK... imagine the amount of firepower you'd need to take down an elephant.

Now imagine that power in a person.

Gods, you're such a dumb cunt sometimes.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:35 am

Sage: I'm sorry Fat Beastwood, was Santana involving you into her conversation? No? Then please disappear. Your vulgarity is not needed.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:15 am

He's not wrong though. You're both dumb as fuck. Why the fuck is the main event so shit? It's making a joke out of us...
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:19 pm

Woah! The gimmick is shit, and two thirds of the participants are. But there's still a title on the line. A title I want to win.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:27 pm

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Sage: I'm sorry Fat Beastwood, was Santana involving you into her conversation? No? Then please disappear. Your vulgarity is not needed.

Wait, you mean you're not Santana?

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:33 pm

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He's not wrong though. You're both dumb as fuck. Why the fuck is the main event so shit? It's making a joke out of us...

Sage: But that's coming from the biggest joke professional wrestling has to offer so your opinion automatically is invalid. You can criticise us all you want but when it comes to it, either one of us could wipe the floor with you. You're a pathetic excuse of a wrestler and a pathetic excuse of a human being so if you would please, do not try to communicate with us any further. You are wasting your time and you are wasting ours.

Santana: Well, Danielle, I thought it'd be fitting for Sage and I, seeing as we are your Queens of FMW. But make no mistake - we will beat you.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:06 am

Braxton wrote:
Santana: Yes, it's like a big, big rifle thing, isn't it? I don't condone the practices of hunting animals, however.

Also, I still think it's weird you call yourself that.

Easty wrote:
OK... imagine the amount of firepower you'd need to take down an elephant.

Now imagine that power in a person.

Gods, you're such a dumb cunt sometimes.

Grimelli: This young gentleman is correct. And the weirdness you find in The Elephant Gun calling himself The Elephant Gun is truly your prerogative. That inability to comprehend something so simple may suggest a lack of mental capacity, but I don't know you truly well to say such things. I hope to find out that I am wrong though, as The Elephant Gun likes to believe he sees only the good in people.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:06 pm

Antonio_G wrote:
Grimelli: This young gentleman is correct. And the weirdness you find in The Elephant Gun calling himself The Elephant Gun is truly your prerogative. That inability to comprehend something so simple may suggest a lack of mental capacity, but I don't know you truly well to say such things. I hope to find out that I am wrong though, as The Elephant Gun likes to believe he sees only the good in people.

Wow so by naming yourself after a weapon, you become it in essence. This is ground breaking stuff... So if I call Hannibal Frost a snow man, he MUST BE A SNOWMAN!!!

Seriously, drop the tag and come up with something that resembles the basic fact that you are a human that can and WILL bleed. In fact, make that a mark on my checklist on cleaning up the mould this place has grown since I left.

You simply disgust me.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:30 pm

Leon Caprice wrote:
Wow so by naming yourself after a weapon, you become it in essence. This is ground breaking stuff... So if I call Hannibal Frost a snow man, he MUST BE A SNOWMAN!!!

Seriously, drop the tag and come up with something that resembles the basic fact that you are a human that can and WILL bleed. In fact, make that a mark on my checklist on cleaning up the mould this place has grown since I left.

You simply disgust me.

Grimelli: The Elephant Gun bleeds just like anyone else young Lion...in fact he has probably bled more at this point than most will do in a life time. Most...but not you young Lion, The Elephant Gun will make sure of that. It will be the exclamation mark on the joyous occasion that is The Elephant Gun returning to the ring.
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:09 pm

Antonio_G wrote:
Grimelli: The Elephant Gun bleeds just like anyone else young Lion...in fact he has probably bled more at this point than most will do in a life time. Most...but not you young Lion, The Elephant Gun will make sure of that. It will be the exclamation mark on the joyous occasion that is The Elephant Gun returning to the ring.

A 36 year old "gimmicky" wrestler who has been with this business for under a year, calling a primed 23 year old who has done more in FMW than you'll ever do before your retirement a "Young Lion"... Now I'm not going to even consider making a metaphor out of that or even referring to you as an "elephant gun", but it speaks a lot of depth as to why FMW is currently a shell of what it use to be.

But it is a shell that we will put back together. Starting with the standard of wrestling technique and actual gimmicks. Because when FMW looks like this, it's hard to see a reason to fight.

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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:52 am

Maim... Destroy... Repeat...
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PostSubject: Re: SANCTUARY TRASH TALKING THREAD   Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:08 am

Leon Caprice wrote:
A 36 year old "gimmicky" wrestler who has been with this business for under a year, calling a primed 23 year old who has done more in FMW than you'll ever do before your retirement a "Young Lion"... Now I'm not going to even consider making a metaphor out of that or even referring to you as an "elephant gun", but it speaks a lot of depth as to why FMW is currently a shell of what it use to be.

But it is a shell that we will put back together. Starting with the standard of wrestling technique and actual gimmicks. Because when FMW looks like this, it's hard to see a reason to fight.

Grimelli: Ha...this all seems a little foolish on my behalf. There was no metaphor intended, I had thought your name was Lion...apparently it is Leon.

In the grander scheme of things it doesn't matter if you're called Leon, an actual Lion or King Leonidas. The Elephant Gun will stand tall when all is said and done, and you Young Lion will lie in the dust at my feet.
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