FMW 10.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Believe me, if I wanted too, I could do it with a paperclip...

Without unfolding it. Yeah.

Xavier, I'm gonna go ahead now and ask you something. What have you achieved since I've been away from FMW? Anything? Seriously, I'm intrested to know.

I don't suck, you lame retard, not unless you mean the fumes I suck into my lungs, in which case I do on a regular occation... Or at least did untill this whole prison crap.

The Dude wrote:

Believe me, if I wanted too, I could do it with a paperclip...

Without unfolding it. Yeah.

Is that because you don't know how?

It's okay, we understand, drugs are a terrible thing.

If you actually had one, I'd know how to unfold your girlfriend.

Meh, like their aren't more whores in the world.

I mean I'd probably be inconsolable for like five minutes, but then I'd go get another one from that happy go lucky land of womanly desperation known as the bar.

The Dude wrote:

Believe me, if I wanted too, I could do it with a paperclip...

Without unfolding it. Yeah.

I imagine a cold dark cell gets pretty boring but I don't wanna hear about what you do to pass the long lonely nights again!

Calvin "Captain Obvious" Carter is here to inform me and my tag team partner that people don't like us. Last time I checked, neither Damien nor myself gave a flying fuck if the rest of you liked us. We're here to win. You mentioned also that people want to hurt us. This is wrestling and people get hurt. Thank you so much for the warning.

If you're really inventive Calvin, could you tell me what color the sky is? Or how about that glowing orb that hangs up there? Anything for you, you stupid prick.

You want to hurt us, you know where to find us. Come try. Others have tried and failed. You'll join that list just as well. You can't kill what's already dead.

The Ares wrote:

Meh, like their aren't more whores in the world.

I mean I'd probably be inconsolable for like five minutes, but then I'd go get another one from that happy go lucky land of womanly desperation known as the bar.

Ah, true say. I admit defeat.

As for been bored in my cell Steele, well, yeah... A paperclip would be a fucking blessing I tell you.

Gabriel Crow wrote:

Calvin "Captain Obvious" Carter is here to inform me and my tag team partner that people don't like us. Last time I checked, neither Damien nor myself gave a flying fuck if the rest of you liked us. We're here to win. You mentioned also that people want to hurt us. This is wrestling and people get hurt. Thank you so much for the warning.

If you're really inventive Calvin, could you tell me what color the sky is? Or how about that glowing orb that hangs up there? Anything for you, you stupid prick.

You want to hurt us, you know where to find us. Come try. Others have tried and failed. You'll join that list just as well. You can't kill what's already dead.

Easy now, mate...We all know what happens when you get to worked up, Gabe, just wait...you'll have your chance.

And to you, Calvin; With my return, your fucking with Danse Macabre, only makes it four times as worse.

OOC: Val, good to have you back. BTW, Marcus is taking a break for a bit. Looks like just the three of us.

OOC:



...jk, <3

OOC: Win.

Now is the time.

The call will be answered.

Those who have failed to deliver time and time again will be forgotten.

Those who would be heroes to further their own agendas will be spurned.

A new champion is ready to stake his claim.

Ready to prove himself worthy.

A champion of the people, by the people and for the people.

With a will of Steele that cannot be broken.

With fists of Gold that cannot be denied.

Finally The FMW has the great hero it has never had before.

Now is the time.

Will you stand and be counted his ally?

Or will you stand idle?

Now is the time

Who will answer the call?

Easier wrote:

Out of the group of pathetic shit bags you call a stable, Dallas Rolland is the one that's supposed to get the point across? He's the explanation mark?

Give me a fuckin' break with the comedy.

Laugh, Laugh - While you can, Carter...Time is ticking downward fast, and your name is on my list.


Still waiting for the punchline? It's been delivered, and I hope to see you someday in the ring.

Don't mind Calvin, Dallas. He's just upset that he wasn't stomped into the group like Marcus was. Speaking of which, either of you seen that son of a bitch? He's got a lot of explaining to do.

Hey Calvin, you and Lady Macbeth have a lot in common. Last time I checked, you were wasting away in meaningless singles matches. We, on the other hand, have the best streak going. Were there a few bumps in the road? Yes, but that makes it all better in the end. You're looking at the future of the tag team division. We've already made the funeral pyres for the Saints.

Face it Calvin, Apostasy rated better than you. So did Marcus, and he hasn't been here that long. You are second-rate and it pisses you off that we've used our association with the Hallowed Man to get where we are. Either find a tag team partner and meet us in the ring to shut us down or shut the fuck up. You're sounding like a spoiled bitch who didn't get his way. We're the future, not you. WE will be moving up the ranks of FMW, not you.

Go suck Smitten's dick to get a match with us, if we're so untalented. Or is it too much to ask that you back up your words with actions? Damien, Dallas, and I may talk a lotta shit but we go to the squared circle to settle it.

Put up or shut the fuck up. I'm tired of hearing you run your mouth about shit ya don't know anything about.

Gabriel Crow wrote:

We're the future, not you. WE will be moving up the ranks of FMW, not you.

OCC: "We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter."

Just saying, man, people that say that tend to get owned.

OOC: Does correcting them make you feel special Ripper?

Just saying, man, people who do that shit tend to be dicks.

OOC: Is Scorpio awesome? Yes, yes he is!

OOC: I lol'd. Easy loves him some Magneto

IC:

If my ratings in a voters poll equate to an accurate assessment of what I do, than you and I are in two different businesses. Best streak going? Like wins against B.U.G.G.E.R.S.? Creative Control? Don't fuckin' make me laugh. Again.

Don't forget you've got a loss to Chris Kelson within the time frame of that oh so phenomenal streak you shitheads hold in esteem. And you know who just beat the hell out of Chris Kelson? That's right, you pretentious little fuck, this guy right here. The only loss I've had since I came back was to that rotten little shithead Steele, and given his hot streak, (And yes, that is what you call a streak) it doesn't look too bad.

Given that a quick look at the books says that the two above mentioned matches along with an additional win against two faceless punks round out a total of

3

Count 'Em

3

Wins in the entirety of your careers here, what in the hot topic makes you think you're that far up the pecking order? Because Scorpio's got his hands up your puppet asses? Before you go off on some Smitten shit, who's suckin' who's dick in that situation?

I was all wrong about you being the goths after all. You're sounding more and more like those ego inflated frat boys driving daddy's beamer, calling everyone else jealous for pointing out the obvious flaws in your self absorption. I've got my own setbacks, of course, it's not like I wanted to grow up being a gnarly ass convict with a won't-shut-the-fuck-up problem; But bricking your trousers at consecutive wins and calling it the best streak going is something else, something fucking psychologically fucked.

Hide behind your tag team wrestling all you want. Given my track record, you know it'd be a lot harder for me to find a partner to face y'all than it would for one of you to just sack up and face me in a singles match. And I bet y'all know that too. Fucking bitches.

Then consider this bitch: You name the place and the time, I'll name the match type. You're so hot on fire for some "goth, emo punks", let's get this shit over with. Do I whine like some emo faggot about what's happened to me? No, I do something about it. I don't blame others for my fuck ups, unlike you.

About that loss to Kelson, shit happens. Next you'll bring up the GCG, where all four of us were in it but none of us won. Steele worked his ass of to win that Gauntlet and he deserves his shot. We simply couldn't close the deal. I refuse to let some whiny, piece of shit like you try to drag us down to your level of relevance in FMW. For fuck's sake, the rookies put on a better match than you did.

Like I said at the top, and as you so eloquently put it: Time to nut up or shut the fuck up. Pick the place and time and I'll pick the match. One-on-one. Ball's in your court, bitch.

Do I hear the faint cry of CXC's balls shrinking as I accept his worthless challenge? Yes I believe I do.

Eric Scorpio wrote:

OOC: Does correcting them make you feel special Ripper?

Just saying, man, people who do that shit tend to be dicks.

OOC: I wasn't correcting anyone. I was just reminding him about that particular phrase's rather tragic history.

And you, Sir, are being a dick.

Tragic history? Do tell.

Abel Steele wrote:

Now is the time.

The call will be answered.

Those who have failed to deliver time and time again will be forgotten.

Those who would be heroes to further their own agendas will be spurned.

A new champion is ready to stake his claim.

Ready to prove himself worthy.

A champion of the people, by the people and for the people.

With a will of Steele that cannot be broken.

With fists of Gold that cannot be denied.

Finally The FMW has the great hero it has never had before.

Now is the time.

Will you stand and be counted his ally?

Or will you stand idle?

Now is the time

Who will answer the call?

*Picks up the phone*

"Hello? Nah sorry mate, wrong number."

OOC: Sorry couldn't help going for the obvious joke lol.

Ripper wrote:

Eric Scorpio wrote:

OOC: Does correcting them make you feel special Ripper?

Just saying, man, people who do that shit tend to be dicks.

OOC: I wasn't correcting anyone. I was just reminding him about that particular phrase's rather tragic history.

And you, Sir, are being a dick.

Ah well if there is more to this, than please, do tell. I'm intrigued now.