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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: "The Future" Anwyl Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:18 pm | |
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- The Linguist: By the end of the night, the only thing they'll be leaving with is a few bites, and a crippling blow to their credibility. That goes the same for the bullies of FMW and a duo of deep south pond scum. The FMW Tag Team Championhip will be someone that won't disgrace the name of this company with their presence. SoSB will be one to make sure these bullies know their place.
SoSB, pulling out a sign he written on earlier.
Son of Shark Boy + a tag team partner = New FMW Tag Team Champions
The Linguist: See? The math is already simple enough for even a first grader to understand. Anwyl: DUH! Mass haz nunbas stoopid | |
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MPD
Posts : 444 Rep : -18 Join date : 2011-01-02
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:18 am | |
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Damien FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 583 Rep : 0 Join date : 2009-12-07 Age : 32 Location : Texas
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Damien Inferno Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:00 am | |
| Awwww,. What's the matter, Matty-boy? Given up on your mission to save the misguided masses of Full Metal Wrestling?
Heh heh heh. . . . | |
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Sharpedo King FMW Abandoned Champion
Posts : 118 Rep : -1 Join date : 2011-03-18 Location : Hoenn Region, PokeEarth
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sharpedo King Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:23 pm | |
| - Anwyl wrote:
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- The Linguist: By the end of the night, the only thing they'll be leaving with is a few bites, and a crippling blow to their credibility. That goes the same for the bullies of FMW and a duo of deep south pond scum. The FMW Tag Team Championhip will be someone that won't disgrace the name of this company with their presence. SoSB will be one to make sure these bullies know their place.
SoSB, pulling out a sign he written on earlier.
Son of Shark Boy + a tag team partner = New FMW Tag Team Champions
The Linguist: See? The math is already simple enough for even a first grader to understand. Anwyl: DUH! Mass haz nunbas stoopid The Linguist: Whatever you do, do not call my client stupid. Though he doesn't look it, he knows many ways to make a bully repent. SoSB taps his manager's shoulder, reminding him of an important detail he forgot to mention.The Linguist: Oh, and SoSB doesn't think MASS Ceasar has the numbers judging from his outward appearances. | |
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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:02 pm | |
| If Anwyl and Sharky aren't placed together in the scramble, the world is shit and should've ended when crazy fuck said it would. | |
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Leviticastform FMW C-4 Champion
Posts : 349 Rep : 3 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 41 Location : Arkansas
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Leviticus Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:08 pm | |
| You have bigger things to worry about then those two Gray. Much bigger things. | |
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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:10 pm | |
| Dude, I wasn't worrying about them, I was just pointing out that a great injustice could happen.
Don't worry, I haven't forgotten you guys! | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: "The Future" Anwyl Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:11 pm | |
| - The Blur wrote:
- Anwyl wrote:
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- The Linguist: By the end of the night, the only thing they'll be leaving with is a few bites, and a crippling blow to their credibility. That goes the same for the bullies of FMW and a duo of deep south pond scum. The FMW Tag Team Championhip will be someone that won't disgrace the name of this company with their presence. SoSB will be one to make sure these bullies know their place.
SoSB, pulling out a sign he written on earlier.
Son of Shark Boy + a tag team partner = New FMW Tag Team Champions
The Linguist: See? The math is already simple enough for even a first grader to understand. Anwyl: DUH! Mass haz nunbas stoopid The Linguist: Whatever you do, do not call my client stupid. Though he doesn't look it, he knows many ways to make a bully repent.
SoSB taps his manager's shoulder, reminding him of an important detail he forgot to mention.
The Linguist: Oh, and SoSB doesn't think MASS Ceasar has the numbers judging from his outward appearances. Anwyl: This ain't school anymore Nemo. The whole world is filled with bullies, and you are a fool trying to get rid of them. You aspire to be some kind of superhero, do you know what they'll do to you. Shoot you down, dispose of you in a black trash bag and dump you in the middle of the desert. You think that you're shark powers will stop these bullies. I know for sure that shark power won't stop you from surviving an suicide bomber or war. You're fighting a hopeless battle. So as a kind gesture, I ask that if you join me at No Holds Barred and we see eye to eye with our main focus as winning, not being a hero. That's what comic books are for. Winning=Glory < Hero=Dead! See? The math is already simple enough for a six grader to understand. | |
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Sharpedo King FMW Abandoned Champion
Posts : 118 Rep : -1 Join date : 2011-03-18 Location : Hoenn Region, PokeEarth
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sharpedo King Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:54 pm | |
| The Linguist: Hold on here, SoSB has no claims of having 'Shark Powers,' whatever that is. He relies on his own wrestling skills to take bullies worse than you out of the competition! As much as you want to believe, the Deep Sea Sensation is not a comic book character. He is VERY real, and will win the FMW Tag Team Titles with whoever ends up teaming with him.
SoSB swipes his hand in front of his waist, and points at Anwyl.
The Linguist: Son of Shark Boy will mill right through you in the Tag Team Scramble along with those GSW nitwits and those inbred Confederate hillbillies if he has to. He'll prove you wrong, Anwyl! | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: "The Future" Anwyl Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:22 pm | |
| - The Blur wrote:
- The Linguist: Hold on here, SoSB has no claims of having 'Shark Powers,' whatever that is. He relies on his own wrestling skills to take bullies worse than you out of the competition! As much as you want to believe, the Deep Sea Sensation is not a comic book character. He is VERY real, and will win the FMW Tag Team Titles with whoever ends up teaming with him.
SoSB swipes his hand in front of his waist, and points at Anwyl.
The Linguist: Son of Shark Boy will mill right through you in the Tag Team Scramble along with those GSW nitwits and those inbred Confederate hillbillies if he has to. He'll prove you wrong, Anwyl! Anwyl: It's all about winning, nobody wants to see heroes "biting" off more they can chew. Win in any means possible, winning isn't about following the rules, just look at Charlie Sheen. Mr. Sheen is bangin' 7 gram rocks and he is still winning, or bi-winning, I assume they are the same. Look for the glory Nemo, not for the fight. | |
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Leon Caprice
Posts : 1154 Rep : -3 Join date : 2009-11-19 Age : 33 Location : Perth, Australia
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Leon Caprice Championship: FMW Undisputed Tag Team Champions
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:47 pm | |
| Is this the best to offer our audience. Two men who want to prove they will win the opening match of NHB with a handful of horrible shark puns.
Man up guys and put your name on the line. | |
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Sharpedo King FMW Abandoned Champion
Posts : 118 Rep : -1 Join date : 2011-03-18 Location : Hoenn Region, PokeEarth
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sharpedo King Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:24 am | |
| - Anwyl wrote:
- The Blur wrote:
- The Linguist: Hold on here, SoSB has no claims of having 'Shark Powers,' whatever that is. He relies on his own wrestling skills to take bullies worse than you out of the competition! As much as you want to believe, the Deep Sea Sensation is not a comic book character. He is VERY real, and will win the FMW Tag Team Titles with whoever ends up teaming with him.
SoSB swipes his hand in front of his waist, and points at Anwyl.
The Linguist: Son of Shark Boy will mill right through you in the Tag Team Scramble along with those GSW nitwits and those inbred Confederate hillbillies if he has to. He'll prove you wrong, Anwyl! Anwyl: It's all about winning, nobody wants to see heroes "biting" off more they can chew. Win in any means possible, winning isn't about following the rules, just look at Charlie Sheen. Mr. Sheen is bangin' 7 gram rocks and he is still winning, or bi-winning, I assume they are the same.
Look for the glory Nemo, not for the fight. The Linguist: Dude, his name is not Nemo. It's Son of Shark Boy, and we all know that Charlie Sheen is on a downward spiral to an early grave. And winning isn't everything. SoSB nods his head, before drinking a bottle of water.The Linguist: This is what my client is ready for, and you think that heroes are like what they are in the comic strips. Dream on, Anwyl. Though if you believe this is about winning, then set your ass-backwards assumptions aside. Show you really have the balls to succeed, and team with the Champion of Underdogs! | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: "The Future" Anwyl Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:30 am | |
| Anwyl: Hey, I don't want to hear that blasphemy about the almighty messiah. Oh, hail Sheenykins, may your name never be taken in vain.
To me, if you're not first, you're last. Winning is everything, winning is ticket out, or the way in.
I am one hundred percent sure I want to win, in any means possible. So lets do this Nemo, together we look for the glory, reach for the golden ring.
I still believe you should drop the whole bully shit, but I'll look past for a chance for glory. | |
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iDeAndes
Posts : 1078 Rep : -13 Join date : 2010-02-20 Age : 34 Location : California
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:51 pm | |
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Sharpedo King FMW Abandoned Champion
Posts : 118 Rep : -1 Join date : 2011-03-18 Location : Hoenn Region, PokeEarth
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:58 am | |
| - Anwyl wrote:
- Anwyl: Hey, I don't want to hear that blasphemy about the almighty messiah. Oh, hail Sheenykins, may your name never be taken in vain.
To me, if you're not first, you're last. Winning is everything, winning is ticket out, or the way in.
I am one hundred percent sure I want to win, in any means possible. So lets do this Nemo, together we look for the glory, reach for the golden ring.
I still believe you should drop the whole bully shit, but I'll look past for a chance for glory. After taking a minute to confer with the Linguist, the Young Shark nodded before letting the Linguist vocalize his answer to Anwyl.The Linguist: SoSB concurs, Anwyl. Let's do this; we'll reach for the golden ring, and get the FMW Tag Team Titles! | |
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David GS FMW Anarchy Ultraviolent Champion
Posts : 897 Rep : 6 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 33 Location : Omaha, Nebraska
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: David GS Championship: FMW Television Championship
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:02 am | |
| Wow, they actually learned to play nice. Who would've thought? | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: "The Future" Anwyl Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:21 am | |
| - The Blur wrote:
- Anwyl wrote:
- Anwyl: Hey, I don't want to hear that blasphemy about the almighty messiah. Oh, hail Sheenykins, may your name never be taken in vain.
To me, if you're not first, you're last. Winning is everything, winning is ticket out, or the way in.
I am one hundred percent sure I want to win, in any means possible. So lets do this Nemo, together we look for the glory, reach for the golden ring.
I still believe you should drop the whole bully shit, but I'll look past for a chance for glory. After taking a minute to confer with the Linguist, the Young Shark nodded before letting the Linguist vocalize his answer to Anwyl.
The Linguist: SoSB concurs, Anwyl. Let's do this; we'll reach for the golden ring, and get the FMW Tag Team Titles! Anwyl: Do want to turn our beds into bunk beds? I did all the messurements and they match up perfectly. | |
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Sharpedo King FMW Abandoned Champion
Posts : 118 Rep : -1 Join date : 2011-03-18 Location : Hoenn Region, PokeEarth
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sharpedo King Championship:
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:48 pm | |
| SoSB arched an eye towards Anwyl, feeling a bit weird after his recent remark. Even the Linguist found it mildly disturbing.
The Linguist: Relax, Anwyl; you and SoSB are a team, not children at Camp Waziyatha. | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:05 am | |
| Anwyl: Aw, but we could stay up late, tell scary stories, mine involves the time Seth cornered me in his locker room and made me hug him and tell him everything was alright. THE HORROR!!! and in the morning we can have PANCAKES!!! | |
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Damien FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 583 Rep : 0 Join date : 2009-12-07 Age : 32 Location : Texas
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:34 am | |
| . . . This is why FMW needs a wellness program. . . . | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:25 am | |
| - Damien wrote:
- . . . This is why FMW needs a wellness program. . . .
Anwyl: I believe he was crying about an xBox and how it was broken. I told him to buy an xBox 360 but he loves that 300 pound hunk of plastic | |
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Damien FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 583 Rep : 0 Join date : 2009-12-07 Age : 32 Location : Texas
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:07 am | |
| You must either be high, or mentally challenged, because not a damn thing you say makes a lick of sense. | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:36 am | |
| - Damien wrote:
- You must either be high, or mentally challenged, because not a damn thing you say makes a lick of sense.
Anwyl: Hahaha... Lick! | |
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Damien FMW World Tag Team Champion
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:27 am | |
| . . . . . . You. . . are an annoyin' little shit. | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:58 am | |
| Anwyl: COME AT ME DAMIEN!!! | |
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Damien FMW World Tag Team Champion
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:50 pm | |
| How many people am I gonna have to hurt in this damn match. . . . | |
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Leviticastform FMW C-4 Champion
Posts : 349 Rep : 3 Join date : 2010-01-18 Age : 41 Location : Arkansas
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:38 pm | |
| I don't know. I do know a few that are coming to hurt you though. | |
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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:20 pm | |
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Damien FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 583 Rep : 0 Join date : 2009-12-07 Age : 32 Location : Texas
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:56 pm | |
| Let's see them try, Leviticus. Bring your whole damn army. I promise you that even if Nick and me don't walk out with the belts, I will make damned sure that you asswipes don't either. | |
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Anwyl
Posts : 413 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-06-06 Age : 30 Location : Melbourne, Australia
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| Subject: Re: NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:03 pm | |
| Anwyl: When you get knocked down Damien, imma gunna teabag you!!! Just for shits and gigs | |
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