CORRUPTION 12.3 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

Thats what your moma said about your dad(s). That's right. You had two, and you don't even know which one is the real one.

I know who my father is, deabeat for sure, but he's alive and well. I'm not sure you'll be able to say the same after our match.

Well I'm sure I will.

Theres no way you're going to beat me and Axel, we've had a lot of time to prepare!

prepare with what? Whiskey.

Look, I'm a straight shooter. You and Axel have ability but I can guarantee you that no amount of preparation will get you ready to face me.

IF you pin me though, you'll earn my respect.

I doubt that's ever gonna happen.

If you did all this research on me, you'd know that my mother is dead.

So, you fail... again.

Easy wrote:

Tough guy, eh?

When you gotta take lessons on how not to hurt people... then yes, I would say that I am actually a tough guy.

Axel Van Osbourne wrote:

Son I do RCA preperation for every match.

Nah, you mealy mouthed bitch. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, does preparation, notice the a, not the e, like Chris Austin.

Leviticastform wrote:

OOC: Is it bad that I am a Virus mark?

OOC: From the looks of it we've drafted in a new guy to be the Virus, so it's okay to be a mark for him. I was told the original Virus was meant to be someone very, very good but I guess he never clicked with FMW.

Virus Identity guessing contest?

Are you asking us to guess your identity?

OOC: Ok, so here's the deal people.

I'm caught in a bind between two things at the moment. An FMW Promo which I have no idea what I'm writing (if I actually start writing with any quality, it will be almost essentially dialogue and nothing else. I mean nothing else. No descriptions, no "direction", no scenery. I'm giving you speech, and freedom of imagination. If you want to imagine Smitten's talking there in his Birthday suit, while Faith stands around saying nothing wearing a Donkey Kong costume, totally up to you.) At the same time, I got a couple of other things which are really high on the priority list at the moment. My focus is a bit scattered, and I'm going to try and fix that by watching Scott Pilgrim (never seen it before, but heard it's good), and sleeping on it. Promo hopefully will be in by the deadline tomorrow, if not, i'll take the penalty. I know it's not a great way for me to lead by example in getting promos in earlier, and I'm sorry.

OOC: It's cool boner, I'm still in the very early stages of my promo due to some unforeseen stuff coming up during the week so I've no idea if it'll be up today or tomorrow.

Also, Scott Pilgrim is an excellent movie.

Rottata wrote:

Easy wrote:

Tough guy, eh?

When you gotta take lessons on how not to hurt people... then yes, I would say that I am actually a tough guy.

"E": Like Lennie from Of Mice and Men?

TBM:

Scott Pilgrim is the greatest movie ever.

And there are no penalties anymore. Wait... right? Just the lack of votes is penalty enough.

Rottata wrote:

Easy wrote:

Tough guy, eh?

When you gotta take lessons on how not to hurt people... then yes, I would say that I am actually a tough guy.

How not to hurt people? That seems...counterproductive.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

And there are no penalties anymore. Wait... right? Just the lack of votes is penalty enough.

OOC: From what I saw penalties are in effect. Besides, it seems the lack of penalties leads to lackadaisical promoing on our parts. People willingly draw it out and get lazy. I'm for the penalties.

If the HW peeps are not (TBM/Ro) then they can edit the V and P to say so.

I can't wait to pound my opponents into the mat, this is going to be an easy win.

Crusoe: So, where'd Butters get off to? Ain't seen 'im 'round since right after tha card was put up. Musta scared 'im off, eh Jeff?

Whitt: Ha! Probably! That guy knows what's good for him, I guess. He knows he doesn't wanna tangle with a man that's as Truly Talented as I am. Let's see if he shows back up in time for the match.

So, I've got this shiny new title, and I get to be on a shiny new brand with it...

And I'm not even booked? What the hell is this?

I'm not one for lavish celebrations, but I do have some things I'd like to address on-air. Specifically, I'd like to make that rematch official.

I plan on being a fighting champion. I plan on defending this belt. And if you've proved your worth, I won't hide from you. That's a promise I will do my best to keep. Ultimately, though, I don't book these things. I asked for a defense tonight, against Leon. I received no such match. I am left with no choice but to take my challenge public.