Corruption and Anarchy 16.3 Trash Talking Thread

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Lot of knots, lot of snags,
lot of holes, lot of cracks lot of crags. Lot of naggin' old hags,
lot of fools, lot of fool scum bags.
Oh it's such a drag, what a chore... oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything's a stress and what's more, well it's all somebody's fault.

(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! [x3]
Get over it, get over it.

Main event, once again?

Things are looking up for a change.

Man, if I was giving anything resembling a shit at this point I'd make a "Czador? Sounds like Cazador haha get it I played too much New Vegas and it's giving me 'nam flashbacks" bit.

But I don't.

Whee, defending again. We are the best champs.

Nicholas Gray wrote:: Man, if I was giving anything resembling a shit at this point I'd make a "Czador? Sounds like Cazador haha get it I played too much New Vegas and it's giving me 'nam flashbacks" bit.

But I don't.

Whee, defending again. We are the best champs.

King: Haven't 4 of your last 6 opponents made their debuts in your championship matches? That's gotta be boring.

You have no idea. Is everyone afraid to form legit tag teams or somethin'?

The time will come when the Gray Inferno will burn away and you will be left with nothing but the taste of ashes in your mouth.

You ask for a union to rise against you?

Are you prepared to face the ramifications of your request?

Are you ready to taste those ashes?

Levi~~rus~~ticus

Damien wrote:: You have no idea. Is everyone afraid to form legit tag teams or somethin'?

King: I'd say something, but I'm pretty sure I've lost to you three or four times by now, so I'm gonna keep my mouth shut.

Good choice.

Leviticastform wrote:: The time will come when the Gray Inferno will burn away and you will be left with nothing but the taste of ashes in your mouth.

You ask for a union to rise against you?

Are you prepared to face the ramifications of your request?

Are you ready to taste those ashes?

Levi~~rus~~ticus

We've beaten you twice, Levi. And we've only improved since then.

Sage: You haven't beaten either of us. Just sayin'.

The last thing me n' Nick need is the rest of FMW calling us women beaters because we crushed one of your skulls or something.

Santana: Because we were so bored of you talking that our heads exploded? That makes sense.

No. As in "Skullcrusher Mountain". Ask Beastwood about that one.

Sage: You may have been referring to that, but we were referring to the fact that you guys are, like, the most boring people we've ever had the misfortune of meeting.

Get in the ring with us. See how bored you are dealing with the migraine we'd cause you.

Damien wrote:: No. As in "Skullcrusher Mountain". Ask Beastwood about that one.

BEASTWOOD SMASH-

Ahem. Yeah, it fucking wrecks. Prick.

The thing is there IS a group that's left, but they haven't said jack n' shit to us. Pretty sure their plan at this point is "kill us with boredom."

Jonathon King wrote:: King: Haven't 4 of your last 6 opponents made their debuts in your championship matches? That's gotta be boring.

Man, you have no fucking idea. At this point I'm thinking about going to the ring blindfolded and with an arm tied behind my back to see if that'll make things less mind numbingly dull.

I really don't expect it to at this point.

Easty wrote:

Damien wrote:: No. As in "Skullcrusher Mountain". Ask Beastwood about that one.

BEASTWOOD SMASH-

Ahem. Yeah, it fucking wrecks. Prick.

Made my point, though. Didn't it?

Damien wrote:

Easty wrote:

Damien wrote:: No. As in "Skullcrusher Mountain". Ask Beastwood about that one.

BEASTWOOD SMASH-

Ahem. Yeah, it fucking wrecks. Prick.

Made my point, though. Didn't it?

Props to you and yours, at least, for having a move that could potentially kill someone.

Nice to see that you two are the 'good guys'.

Gotta be ready for anything, Jack. Plenty of guys'd go into a match with us trying to end us for the tag titles. It pays to be prepared to retaliate.

Easty wrote:

Damien wrote:

Easty wrote:

Damien wrote:: No. As in "Skullcrusher Mountain". Ask Beastwood about that one.

BEASTWOOD SMASH-

Ahem. Yeah, it fucking wrecks. Prick.

Made my point, though. Didn't it?

Props to you and yours, at least, for having a move that could potentially kill someone.

Nice to see that you two are the 'good guys'.

FUCK YEAH, US.

Then prove it. Pick one of you and I will happily make you choke on the ashes you so desperately desire....

Levi~~rus~~ticus

I'll fight you. As soon as they stop booking us to defend the tag belts against jobbers.

Didn't you already fail some attempts to make us choke on your...whatever, Rusty Shackleford?

...man, now I wanna go watch some King of the Hill...

Damien wrote:: I'll fight you. As soon as they stop booking us to defend the tag belts against jobbers.

It's funny, because you think who we'll say we fight matters at all.

I made a date to face Eastwood but NAH WE GOTTA FACE RANDOM TWITS INSTEAD, MAAAAAN.

Damien wrote:: Get in the ring with us. See how bored you are dealing with the migraine we'd cause you.

Sage: The migraine we'd get from listening to you talk? You walked right into that one bud.

Wanna line up that superkick, Nick?

First and foremost, Congrats go out to Eastwood and Prideman for ruining my debut last week. I know that I am new and that I still have a lot of learning to do but I just want you both to know that this time I am all in. Prepare for a fight boys. Oh and Mr. Rotunda, I got something for your punk ass....

Gray Inferno...good job on beating me in a handicap match basically. Wouldn't mind facing you guys again with a partner that actually knows how to open the door to his locker room.

I'd say something about having another go at the tag titles, being that we're actually winning now, but Jack doesn't seem to want to win the titles.

Frowns

Damnit Jack....

It's because he doesn't want another migraine. Can't blame hime for that one, can you?

Loins wrote:: I'd say something about having another go at the tag titles, being that we're actually winning now, but Jack doesn't seem to want to win the titles.

Frowns

Damnit Jack....

Hey, hey, woah. I wasn't sure if you were ready for those titles. Big difference.

Now that we're building up our, by which I mean The Pack's, credibility, we'll get our chance soon enough.

Pack a bowl and relax, Daniel. The meteor shower's coming.

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