Corruption and Anarchy 16.2 Trash Talking thread

OOC: Props to the still dominant tag champs. Why am I giving them props now before results are out? Simple its a 2 on 1 match. Thanks Callum. LOL

OOC: I've never seen a Pullin RP..

Vendetta wrote:

OOC: I've never seen a Pullin RP..

OOC: Neither has he.

OOC: Callum Pullin.... Does that sound like code for jerking off to anyone else?

OOC: I'm never going to be able to take this storyline seriously again.

OOC: So that's why he no shows.

OOC: You got it.

IC: Somebody argue with me. Growing bored.

Matches. Somebody PM me about them.

I think we're still in the ratings part of the process, actually.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

I think we're still in the ratings part of the process, actually.

Ratings are done. Matches are sent out, should be in (fingers crossed) by next weekend. Gray... would you like to write a match or two? They're really short this show, you know, since every match but the ME all had one side showing, the other not.

I said in the staff thread what match I wanted.

Does nobody here have anything to say? You're all boring.

Sage and Santana: We're still hot!

Delightful.

Longoria wrote:

Sage and Santana: We're still hot!

Gross, wrestling sluts

Sage: Yes because stating the obvious automatically makes us sluts. Go back to being retired please. You are, like, so 5 minutes ago.

Longoria wrote:

Sage: Yes because stating the obvious automatically makes us sluts. Go back to being retired please. You are, like, so 5 minutes ago.

Anwyl: Nope, being sluts is the reason you are called sluts. I will continue being 'retired', I wouldn't want to be on the same show as you girls, it would be detrimental to my image.

Yes. Because bein' a fuckin' drug addict is in no way detrimental to your image. Go snort some cocaine or something and shut the fuck up.

Anwyl: That explains me winning the C-4 Championship in less than a year into my FMW career?

Longoria wrote:

Sage: Oh wow. I am so impressed. Not.

Santana: Come back when you have something really noteworthy to brag about. Otherwise, stay away.

Anwyl:

If Anwyl facepalms at you, you KNOW you're doing something wrong.

Don't start with me. I have a rookie to defeat and a demigod to deal with, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna listen to that crap from the homely-looking twin on the side.

Obligatory "I will defeat Apostasy" comment here.

I would elaborate, but I'm not exactly the most exciting talker so I'll refrain from subjecting anyone to further boredom and general embarrassment.

Instead, I'm going to try "shooting the shit".

Sup, David. How's life? The Mrs.?

David GS wrote:

If Anwyl facepalms at you, you KNOW you're doing something wrong.

King: Thing is, the girls are interesting, Anwyl's not. Even if the worst comes to pass and people stop paying attention, if the girls want a higher rating for their segments, all they have to do is take their tops off. Anwyl would have to actually get a personality, talent or a reputation as being more entertaining than the camera-guy.

David GS wrote:

Don't start with me. I have a rookie to defeat and a demigod to deal with, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna listen to that crap from the homely-looking twin on the side.

Hold up Goldilocks. Homely looking?