Corruption and Anarchy 16.2 Trash Talking thread

Jonathon King wrote:

King: It's not apathy, it's that I'm done worrying. I've gotten my ass kicked before and I'll get my ass kicked again and there are only two ways to go about it. You either spend every day worrying about everything, or you wait to fret until you're faced with an actual threat. You are not a threat to me. I'd put good odds on you in a match, but you're just not that scary after the bell rings. Is it really so hard to comprehend that some people have backbones?

So you basically say you've resigned yourself to an asskicking, then turn around a few seconds later and say you've got "backbone". Interesting. Either way, if I'm only scary during my matches, I'll just have to drag ours out for as long as possible, won't I?

Longoria wrote:

Sage: Oh darl, by Biggest Stars we didn't mean Greatest Wrestler. We don't own that title - yet. I meant we are the biggest celebrities of FMW. I mean, first we're on the cover of Starlette Magazine and now Santana's got Maxim? Let's get serious Chris. You're a great wrestler and all but you have the star quality of a dead fish.

Nice to see your sister let you off the leash. Now, by "Greatest Wrestler" I meant "Greatest Wrestler". That's really all I care about. Come on now, you have made disparaging comments in regards to star quality to a man whose schtick is being a teacher. What average person likes a teacher, especially one that occasionally looks like a hobo?

Trust me, I didn't come in here with the sole purpose of having my name in the marquee or people knowing my name because I'm superbly charismatic. I talk without emotion, use big words that hurt people's feelings, and in general carry and behave myself as if I have some kind of superiority over most people in FMW. I'm what people would term "a hyper-competitive douchebag/dick/jackass/asshole, etc."

Yet and still, I happen to be cheered vociferously by many of the FMW fans. Why? Because I'm the best wrestler in this federation and considering the FMW World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship is in my possession, my status is not exactly up for refutation.

I have made peace with the fact that people like David GS, Nick Bryson, and even you, when you aren't wearing anything, are more apt to turn heads than I am with movie star looks or fitting the stereotype of what society thinks is cool, and that's not a priority of mine. But the thing is, I show my worth when the bell rings. And the quality of what I do in that ring is worlds better than the best sexual acts you or your sister could ever perpetrate.

David GS wrote:

Jonathon King wrote:

King: It's not apathy, it's that I'm done worrying. I've gotten my ass kicked before and I'll get my ass kicked again and there are only two ways to go about it. You either spend every day worrying about everything, or you wait to fret until you're faced with an actual threat. You are not a threat to me. I'd put good odds on you in a match, but you're just not that scary after the bell rings. Is it really so hard to comprehend that some people have backbones?

So you basically say you've resigned yourself to an asskicking, then turn around a few seconds later and say you've got "backbone". Interesting. Either way, if I'm only scary during my matches, I'll just have to drag ours out for as long as possible, won't I?

King: Every time you speak, I just feel the brain cells dying all around me. Allow me to simplify my statement even more. When someone is faced with an asskicking, there are suddenly only three types of people. The first group run like little girls, hoping to escape. The second group resign themselves to the beating and then walk away. The third accepts that a beating is coming and decides to make it as painful as possible for the person coming at them. We call the first group cowardly, the second group tough and the third group brave. I'm in the third group. With my win-loss record, I am left with the logical assumption that I'm going to lose most of the matches I am put in. I chose to fight anyway, as you will find out when I face Frost on Ammunition.

I request that you attempt to talk some sense into your friends, Santana and Sage. They misunderstand that I am merely trying to help them in my own douchebag way.

Longoria wrote:

Santana: Yes because implying that we are easy repeatedly even though we've proved time and time again that we aren't those girls is definitely trying to help us.

Sage: Whatevs Trevs. We're still hot and we're looking forward to the day that you lose that title and that inflated ego of yours.

I said other people felt you were easy. Trust me, if you were actually easy I would have had the chance to fuck you by now, being FMW Champion and all. But, you two, as shallow as you are, aren't my type. I hope I'm not your type because frankly, I'm seeing someone right now and I have enough personal issues as it is.

I'm trying to help you two dullards by imploring you to add depth yourselves as people, and show that you are multifaceted. Not only are you hot, but you could be intelligent, self-sufficient, resourceful, interesting, etc. You've done nothing in that regard thus, I am forced to believe that if you continue to only rely on your looks, which will fade, you will resort to unsavory behavior in order to remain relevant because apparently, all you have are looks and you may not have that, depending on the varying tastes of the average man and/or lesbian.

And get in line, a lot of people are looking forward to me losing this championship. Don't be parrots.

RCA wrote:

I request that you attempt to talk some sense into your friends, Santana and Sage. They misunderstand that I am merely trying to help them in my own douchebag way.

King: Trying to talk sense into GSW. You're kidding, right?

I was unaware that the Braxtons joined that group. Disregard my request if this is the case.

Longoria wrote:

Sage: Whatevs Trevs. We're still hot and we're looking forward to the day that you lose that title and that inflated ego of yours.

I can assure you that the FMW Championship is incidental to Christopher's bloated ego. It actually makes him slightly more bearable that he has a reason to feel so important.

Longoria wrote:

Sage: If you haven't watched our previous matches, then you wouldn't know, but we are highly intelligent and interesting and all of the above.

I've seen all of your matches and have seen none of the qualities you claim to have. Besides, I would like you to exhibit these qualities outside of the ring.

Longoria wrote:

Santana: And yes, we are the newest additions to GSW because the men there are just better.

That's hilarious. No, seriously. You should do stand-up. GSW is better than FMW. Funny shit.

And yet we've kicked GSW's collective asses multiple times now. Including your buddy King. Add to that the FMW Tag Team Championship, the FMW 2011 Tag Team of the Year award, and the records for longest reign and most defenses of the tag belts, and. . . Well, you may be "hot" (by the way, not so much), but we are a pair of talented, creative, and downright dangerous wrestlers. Ask Jack Eastwood how he felt after he took Skullcrusher Mountain. Or King after Nick kicked him off my shoulder.

Also, have you failed to notice the resoundin' cheers me n' Nick get when we enter the arena? Looks like the people who matter (f.y.i., that's the fans, not you bitches) dob't find us too boring.

So, the fans cheering for us so loudly it hurts our ears means absolutely nothing? God damn, you're both dense.

And if you so much as touch me with any of that shit, you will find your belongings in the locker room burning. True story.

And you say I'm exaggerating? I find that humorous. And I really don't need your help with anything.

*Looks at King, looks at Austin & looks back at King* Hmm if I had a choice, I'd rather take a belt that's actually worth something than a belt that's been passed around more than King's escorts.

PBrooks wrote:

*Looks at King, looks at Austin & looks back at King* Hmm if I had a choice, I'd rather take a belt that's actually worth something than a belt that's been passed around more than King's escorts.

Anwyl: Hush squire, people are talking

Anwyl wrote:

PBrooks wrote:

*Looks at King, looks at Austin & looks back at King* Hmm if I had a choice, I'd rather take a belt that's actually worth something than a belt that's been passed around more than King's escorts.

Anwyl: Hush squire, people are talking

And you are? Actually don't answer that. You'd be wasting the time of someone who doesn't really give a fuck who you are.

PBrooks wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

PBrooks wrote:

*Looks at King, looks at Austin & looks back at King* Hmm if I had a choice, I'd rather take a belt that's actually worth something than a belt that's been passed around more than King's escorts.

Anwyl: Hush squire, people are talking

And you are? Actually don't answer that. You'd be wasting the time of someone who doesn't really give a fuck who you are.

Anwyl: Ah more people acting more important than they are, it seems to be a real problem here

Anwyl wrote:

PBrooks wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

PBrooks wrote:

*Looks at King, looks at Austin & looks back at King* Hmm if I had a choice, I'd rather take a belt that's actually worth something than a belt that's been passed around more than King's escorts.

Anwyl: Hush squire, people are talking

And you are? Actually don't answer that. You'd be wasting the time of someone who doesn't really give a fuck who you are.

Anwyl: Ah more people acting more important than they are, it seems to be a real problem here

King: You're one to talk.

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: Ah more people acting more important than they are, it seems to be a real problem here

I dunno man. Makes it all the more fun to shut them the hell up.

Longoria wrote:

Sage: Oh Damey, in the words of the great Sunny, I know you want me baby.

Pretty sure you've got that backwards.