NO HOLDS BARRED Trash Talking Thread

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The Linguist: By the end of the night, the only thing they'll be leaving with is a few bites, and a crippling blow to their credibility. That goes the same for the bullies of FMW and a duo of deep south pond scum. The FMW Tag Team Championhip will be someone that won't disgrace the name of this company with their presence. SoSB will be one to make sure these bullies know their place.

SoSB, pulling out a sign he written on earlier.

Son of Shark Boy + a tag team partner = New FMW Tag Team Champions

The Linguist: See? The math is already simple enough for even a first grader to understand.

Anwyl: DUH! Mass haz nunbas stoopid

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I hate you all.

Awwww,. What's the matter, Matty-boy? Given up on your mission to save the misguided masses of Full Metal Wrestling?

Heh heh heh. . . .

Anwyl wrote:

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The Linguist: By the end of the night, the only thing they'll be leaving with is a few bites, and a crippling blow to their credibility. That goes the same for the bullies of FMW and a duo of deep south pond scum. The FMW Tag Team Championhip will be someone that won't disgrace the name of this company with their presence. SoSB will be one to make sure these bullies know their place.

SoSB, pulling out a sign he written on earlier.

Son of Shark Boy + a tag team partner = New FMW Tag Team Champions

The Linguist: See? The math is already simple enough for even a first grader to understand.

Anwyl: DUH! Mass haz nunbas stoopid

The Linguist: Whatever you do, do not call my client stupid. Though he doesn't look it, he knows many ways to make a bully repent.

SoSB taps his manager's shoulder, reminding him of an important detail he forgot to mention.

The Linguist: Oh, and SoSB doesn't think MASS Ceasar has the numbers judging from his outward appearances.

If Anwyl and Sharky aren't placed together in the scramble, the world is shit and should've ended when crazy fuck said it would.

Dude, I wasn't worrying about them, I was just pointing out that a great injustice could happen.

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten you guys!

The Blur wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

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The Linguist: By the end of the night, the only thing they'll be leaving with is a few bites, and a crippling blow to their credibility. That goes the same for the bullies of FMW and a duo of deep south pond scum. The FMW Tag Team Championhip will be someone that won't disgrace the name of this company with their presence. SoSB will be one to make sure these bullies know their place.

SoSB, pulling out a sign he written on earlier.

Son of Shark Boy + a tag team partner = New FMW Tag Team Champions

The Linguist: See? The math is already simple enough for even a first grader to understand.

Anwyl: DUH! Mass haz nunbas stoopid

The Linguist: Whatever you do, do not call my client stupid. Though he doesn't look it, he knows many ways to make a bully repent.

SoSB taps his manager's shoulder, reminding him of an important detail he forgot to mention.

The Linguist: Oh, and SoSB doesn't think MASS Ceasar has the numbers judging from his outward appearances.

Anwyl: This ain't school anymore Nemo. The whole world is filled with bullies, and you are a fool trying to get rid of them. You aspire to be some kind of superhero, do you know what they'll do to you. Shoot you down, dispose of you in a black trash bag and dump you in the middle of the desert. You think that you're shark powers will stop these bullies. I know for sure that shark power won't stop you from surviving an suicide bomber or war.

You're fighting a hopeless battle.

So as a kind gesture, I ask that if you join me at No Holds Barred and we see eye to eye with our main focus as winning, not being a hero.

That's what comic books are for.

Winning=Glory < Hero=Dead!

See? The math is already simple enough for a six grader to understand.

The Linguist: Hold on here, SoSB has no claims of having 'Shark Powers,' whatever that is. He relies on his own wrestling skills to take bullies worse than you out of the competition! As much as you want to believe, the Deep Sea Sensation is not a comic book character. He is VERY real, and will win the FMW Tag Team Titles with whoever ends up teaming with him.

SoSB swipes his hand in front of his waist, and points at Anwyl.

The Linguist: Son of Shark Boy will mill right through you in the Tag Team Scramble along with those GSW nitwits and those inbred Confederate hillbillies if he has to. He'll prove you wrong, Anwyl!

The Blur wrote:

The Linguist: Hold on here, SoSB has no claims of having 'Shark Powers,' whatever that is. He relies on his own wrestling skills to take bullies worse than you out of the competition! As much as you want to believe, the Deep Sea Sensation is not a comic book character. He is VERY real, and will win the FMW Tag Team Titles with whoever ends up teaming with him.

SoSB swipes his hand in front of his waist, and points at Anwyl.

The Linguist: Son of Shark Boy will mill right through you in the Tag Team Scramble along with those GSW nitwits and those inbred Confederate hillbillies if he has to. He'll prove you wrong, Anwyl!

Anwyl: It's all about winning, nobody wants to see heroes "biting" off more they can chew. Win in any means possible, winning isn't about following the rules, just look at Charlie Sheen. Mr. Sheen is bangin' 7 gram rocks and he is still winning, or bi-winning, I assume they are the same.

Look for the glory Nemo, not for the fight.

Is this the best to offer our audience. Two men who want to prove they will win the opening match of NHB with a handful of horrible shark puns.

Man up guys and put your name on the line.

Anwyl wrote:

The Blur wrote:

The Linguist: Hold on here, SoSB has no claims of having 'Shark Powers,' whatever that is. He relies on his own wrestling skills to take bullies worse than you out of the competition! As much as you want to believe, the Deep Sea Sensation is not a comic book character. He is VERY real, and will win the FMW Tag Team Titles with whoever ends up teaming with him.

SoSB swipes his hand in front of his waist, and points at Anwyl.

The Linguist: Son of Shark Boy will mill right through you in the Tag Team Scramble along with those GSW nitwits and those inbred Confederate hillbillies if he has to. He'll prove you wrong, Anwyl!

Anwyl: It's all about winning, nobody wants to see heroes "biting" off more they can chew. Win in any means possible, winning isn't about following the rules, just look at Charlie Sheen. Mr. Sheen is bangin' 7 gram rocks and he is still winning, or bi-winning, I assume they are the same.

Look for the glory Nemo, not for the fight.

The Linguist: Dude, his name is not Nemo. It's Son of Shark Boy, and we all know that Charlie Sheen is on a downward spiral to an early grave. And winning isn't everything.

SoSB nods his head, before drinking a bottle of water.

The Linguist: This is what my client is ready for, and you think that heroes are like what they are in the comic strips. Dream on, Anwyl.

Though if you believe this is about winning, then set your ass-backwards assumptions aside. Show you really have the balls to succeed, and team with the Champion of Underdogs!

Anwyl: Hey, I don't want to hear that blasphemy about the almighty messiah. Oh, hail Sheenykins, may your name never be taken in vain.

To me, if you're not first, you're last. Winning is everything, winning is ticket out, or the way in.

I am one hundred percent sure I want to win, in any means possible. So lets do this Nemo, together we look for the glory, reach for the golden ring.

I still believe you should drop the whole bully shit, but I'll look past for a chance for glory.

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: Hey, I don't want to hear that blasphemy about the almighty messiah. Oh, hail Sheenykins, may your name never be taken in vain.

To me, if you're not first, you're last. Winning is everything, winning is ticket out, or the way in.

I am one hundred percent sure I want to win, in any means possible. So lets do this Nemo, together we look for the glory, reach for the golden ring.

I still believe you should drop the whole bully shit, but I'll look past for a chance for glory.

After taking a minute to confer with the Linguist, the Young Shark nodded before letting the Linguist vocalize his answer to Anwyl.

The Linguist: SoSB concurs, Anwyl. Let's do this; we'll reach for the golden ring, and get the FMW Tag Team Titles!

Wow, they actually learned to play nice. Who would've thought?

The Blur wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl: Hey, I don't want to hear that blasphemy about the almighty messiah. Oh, hail Sheenykins, may your name never be taken in vain.

To me, if you're not first, you're last. Winning is everything, winning is ticket out, or the way in.

I am one hundred percent sure I want to win, in any means possible. So lets do this Nemo, together we look for the glory, reach for the golden ring.

I still believe you should drop the whole bully shit, but I'll look past for a chance for glory.

After taking a minute to confer with the Linguist, the Young Shark nodded before letting the Linguist vocalize his answer to Anwyl.

The Linguist: SoSB concurs, Anwyl. Let's do this; we'll reach for the golden ring, and get the FMW Tag Team Titles!

Anwyl: Do want to turn our beds into bunk beds? I did all the messurements and they match up perfectly.

SoSB arched an eye towards Anwyl, feeling a bit weird after his recent remark. Even the Linguist found it mildly disturbing.

The Linguist: Relax, Anwyl; you and SoSB are a team, not children at Camp Waziyatha.

Anwyl: Aw, but we could stay up late, tell scary stories, mine involves the time Seth cornered me in his locker room and made me hug him and tell him everything was alright. THE HORROR!!! and in the morning we can have PANCAKES!!!

. . . This is why FMW needs a wellness program. . . .

Damien wrote:

. . . This is why FMW needs a wellness program. . . .

Anwyl: I believe he was crying about an xBox and how it was broken.

I told him to buy an xBox 360 but he loves that 300 pound hunk of plastic

You must either be high, or mentally challenged, because not a damn thing you say makes a lick of sense.

Damien wrote:

You must either be high, or mentally challenged, because not a damn thing you say makes a lick of sense.

Anwyl: Hahaha... Lick!

. . . . . . You. . . are an annoyin' little shit.

Anwyl: COME AT ME DAMIEN!!!

How many people am I gonna have to hurt in this damn match. . . .

What else is new?

Let's see them try, Leviticus. Bring your whole damn army. I promise you that even if Nick and me don't walk out with the belts, I will make damned sure that you asswipes don't either.

Anwyl: When you get knocked down Damien, imma gunna teabag you!!! Just for shits and gigs