FMW No Holds Barred Challenge Thread

OOC:

Don't you already have a match?

But, I mean, I guueeesss you could borrow it.

Ooc: i gotz two, to be precise.

How does one borrow a championship?

...You can carry it from the parking lot to the locker room.

Had to be said.

OOC: Manny is correct, the Together Demons shall ride for the first time into this tag scramble. You can't spell "deliciously awesome" without the Together Demons. Well, I suppose you could, but you probably shouldn't. Way more fun this way.

Well,

Well well well,

If my OPPONENT is going to ask for a FM Title shot, even if donning his trollface,

Well, why don't I?

Want an opportunity to get your own back from last time I beat you, Hanny?

(OOC: HERPDERPDERP I'm actually being serious. I BELIEVE IN ME.)

Ooc: uhhhhhhh fatal four way electric chair match?

What am I gettin myself into...?

Drew Michaels wrote:

Skyler Striker wrote:

To reiterate: I challenge Drew Michaels.

Do not call it a comeback folks...mostly because I am going to cave your fucking skull in at No Holds Barred. So yeah, I accept.

Much appreciated, Drew. I'll see you there.

Damien wrote:

. . . . . Am I the only one who sees this ending quite similar.to the Wayward Sons?

Well for it to be quite similar I'd have to chase the FMW title for years before winning it and losing it soon after, and then win the tag titles with you, while you're off winning the C-4 and tag titles, and also I'd need to get custody of a friend's daughter so you can leer at her.

But hell if you really want to, we can do that, I don't mind.

You know, I actually have no real interest in the C-4 title. Guess this can't end up like the Wayward Sons. Oh well. At least it could end up with gold.

Anwyl vs. Ashburn.

Come On!

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl vs. Ashburn.

Come On!

OOC: I'm taken for NHB but I'd like to face you in a singles match on a future Ammunition.

Ashburn wrote:

Anwyl wrote:

Anwyl vs. Ashburn.

Come On!

OOC: I'm taken for NHB but I'd like to face you in a singles match on a future Ammunition.

OOC: Dealio

Damien wrote:

You know, I actually have no real interest in the C-4 title.

No one is ever truly interested in what they think is unattainable.

Alas.

Unattainable my ass. The C4 championship stands for a style I don't have any interest in. Pure wrestling is boring to me. Too many rules in a world where rules are made to be broken. Plus, I rather like punching people in the face. It's fun.

Damien wrote:

Unattainable my ass. The C4 championship stands for a style I don't have any interest in. Pure wrestling is boring to me. Too many rules in a world where rules are made to be broken. Plus, I rather like punching people in the face. It's fun.

Wat?

Exactly.

OOC:

I really am a nice guy, but there's no way I'm putting my Ultimatum main event on the line. Lol. Especially not against the likes of Dunn and Damien.

You guys are just too darn good. Wild cards, I tell ya.

But hey, I might have an idea!

This of course is completely dependent on upper management, and if I choose to involve myself in the Scramble.

But supposing things go the right way, I wouldn't mind doing a match where if I'm beaten, the winner gets a shot at the World Title.

Don't put too much stock into that, though. Variables, I tell ya, variables.

Ooc: Hannykins, you're a saint in sinner's clothing.

OOC:

I've never heard me described so perfectly before.

ooc: it's a gift, man.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

OOC:

I really am a nice guy, but there's no way I'm putting my Ultimatum main event on the line. Lol. Especially not against the likes of Dunn and Damien.

You guys are just too darn good. Wild cards, I tell ya.

But hey, I might have an idea!

This of course is completely dependent on upper management, and if I choose to involve myself in the Scramble.

But supposing things go the right way, I wouldn't mind doing a match where if I'm beaten, the winner gets a shot at the World Title.

Don't put too much stock into that, though. Variables, I tell ya, variables.

OOC: That'd be interesting. Call it a hypothetical date of Death Row,

A Electric Chair Match where the winner could go to Death Row for the FM Championship?

The complete backwardness alone should be reason enough to do it.

Not too mention the hypothetical possibility of the UV title being on the line.

MPD wrote:

Hannibal Frost wrote:

OOC:

I really am a nice guy, but there's no way I'm putting my Ultimatum main event on the line. Lol. Especially not against the likes of Dunn and Damien.

You guys are just too darn good. Wild cards, I tell ya.

But hey, I might have an idea!

This of course is completely dependent on upper management, and if I choose to involve myself in the Scramble.

But supposing things go the right way, I wouldn't mind doing a match where if I'm beaten, the winner gets a shot at the World Title.

Don't put too much stock into that, though. Variables, I tell ya, variables.

OOC: That'd be interesting. Call it a hypothetical date of Death Row,

A Electric Chair Match where the winner could go to Death Row for the FM Championship?

The complete backwardness alone should be reason enough to do it.

Yes, because the Full Metal Champion would put himself into an Electric Chair match a "week" before he defends the most prestigious belt in all of FMW. Not to mention that he has nothing to gain and everything to lose by participating.

He would if he was a TOTAL FUCKING BAD ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!1

Which he is.

Damien wrote:

Unattainable my ass. The C4 championship stands for a style I don't have any interest in. Pure wrestling is boring to me. Too many rules in a world where rules are made to be broken. Plus, I rather like punching people in the face. It's fun.

Oh it's most likely unattainable for you, if it is in my possession.

Also, do look at the rules of C-4 again would you please.

I have loojed over them a few times, Austin. One rope break. No closed fists to the face, or you use an unused ropebreak or get disqualified. Twenty count if you fall on the ground. I miss anything?

And I love how you said "most likely", admitting to at least a vague chance at me winning in this hypothetical situation.

You can win via knockout.

And yes. I'd give anyone a vague chance. I am not nor do I claim to be perfect.

I'm just very difficult to defeat.

No question there. In my opinion, you're one of the top three guys in FMW. But I can honestly say if we did get into a brawl, if I brought my A game, you'd have a slight struggle on your hands.

Hell. Maybe that vague chance would work out for me.

OOC: I need a match for NHB, since Alex has disappeared complete.

And to be honest I'd kinda prefer if it wasn't against Hanny, since that's an inevitable/guaranteed match that's going to happen sometime soon down the road, and NHB is a chance for dream matches/super unlikely matches.

OOC: Wampwaaaaaaamp

Egg on your face for trusting Alex.