DISTORTION 12.1 TRASH-TALKING THREAD

OOC: This right here...is domination...

Dunn wrote:

Hannibal Frost wrote:

FYI, ^Slipknot hasn't been good since Iowa.

I'm aware.

I do so love when we are on the same page.

And Sethy, nothing controversial. I asked for a show off but didnt specify which one. Just kinda threw me for a loop when I was on the card one minute and then gone bye bye from it.

No biggie.

OOC: I've been expecting the TV belt to be defended against the undefeated for a while now, and i also said id dread the day
Also, big kudos on the deadline, timing suits me nicely, that week is my week off.

Hannibal Frost wrote:

Dunn wrote:

Hannibal Frost wrote:

FYI, ^Slipknot hasn't been good since Iowa.

I'm aware.

I do so love when we are on the same page.

And Sethy, nothing controversial. I asked for a show off but didnt specify which one. Just kinda threw me for a loop when I was on the card one minute and then gone bye bye from it.

No biggie.

Yeah I understand now, I was just confused on why I was suddenly shifted to the main event.

Doesn't matter, it's all gravy.

The new Television Champion, David GS...yeah, I like the sound of that.

OOC: Can't even begin to describe how stoked I am for this match.

It's a pipe dream kid. Just like the streak, your title challenge is pathetic. I say for the simple fact that the streak when held to me is nothing.

Both of our real "streaks" may have died at Catalyst, but our streaks live on in singles competition. Only difference is, my win streak predates your existance in this company. Your streak is pale in comparison to mine while I've held this belt.

I am 6 and 0 in one on one matches with this belt, against REAL opposition, you may be able to push around some chumps, while I proved my worth, I beat Seth Omega twice, I retired Black Marcus, I beat down the so-called greatest TV champion of all time Syanide, I beat Calvin X Carter and I beat down a former World fucking champion John Derrick. You've beaten nobody, Dave. You are nobody Dave.

Fuck the streak, I am the GREATEST TV champion of all time, and your name doesn't come close to the people I've fended off already.

PX wrote:

It's a pipe dream kid. Just like the streak, your title challenge is pathetic. I say for the simple fact that the streak when held to me is nothing.

Both of our real "streaks" may have died at Catalyst, but our streaks live on in singles competition. Only difference is, my win streak predates your existance in this company. Your streak is pale in comparison to mine while I've held this belt.

I am 6 and 0 in one on one matches with this belt, against REAL opposition, you may be able to push around some chumps, while I proved my worth, I beat Seth Omega twice, I retired Black Marcus, I beat down the so-called greatest TV champion of all time Syanide, I beat Calvin X Carter and I beat down a former World fucking champion John Derrick. You've beaten nobody, Dave. You are nobody Dave.

Fuck the streak, I am the GREATEST TV champion of all time, and your name doesn't come close to the people I've fended off already.

Yet here I stand the Abandoned Champion, while you're still the lowly TV Champion.

Pity.

Uh huh, right.

It's not like I have your number or anything.

P-p-p-p-p-promo'd.

Seth Omega...

Mate, I've heard a thing or two about you. You're sorta anarchic, aren't you? You fight with a tenacity that seems to want to rid the world of places and people. Goodbye Matt-fucking-Dunn, goodbye Perth-bloody-square. How's that title feeling, mate?

I should bloody well hope so. I'm from England. You know, the place where the language was actually invented before it was... Americanized.

Damien Fox wrote:

Seth Omega...

Mate, I've heard a thing or two about you. You're sorta anarchic, aren't you? You fight with a tenacity that seems to want to rid the world of places and people. Goodbye Matt-fucking-Dunn, goodbye Perth-bloody-square. How's that title feeling, mate?

It feels pretty damn good, I like how it fits around my waist.

But what's really going to feel pretty damn good is when kill Matthew Dunn and do what his mother should have done years ago.

Except this is going to be a lot more painful than a coat hanger.

Damien Fox wrote:

I should bloody well hope so. I'm from England. You know, the place where the language was actually invented before it was... Americanized.

ohaidesmondwolfe

Cockney prick.

Easty wrote:

Damien Fox wrote:

I should bloody well hope so. I'm from England. You know, the place where the language was actually invented before it was... Americanized.

ohaidesmondwolfe

Cockney prick.

Seriously, mate? Cockney prick. This doesn't even demand a proper retort... Just a general sod off. But, then again, how many times would I have to say it for all your personalities to get it?

Let's try this... clears throat and starts speaking different voices

Sod off, mate.
Sod off, mate.
Sod off, mate.