The Better-Late-Than-Never 4th Annual Hayabusa Cup Match

So then, to recap:

CONFIRMED:
Chris Austin
Skyler Striker
Seth Omega
Jeff Whitt
Cliff Carson
Ripper
David GS
John "Doc" Derrick
Dunnwood
Apostasy
Christian G. Smitten
Alex O'Rion
Leon Caprice
Axel Van Osbourne
Harley Quint
Storm

BEING A FAG:
Matt Dunn


A lot of big names entered so far, and promising rookies looking to make names for themselves. Keep 'er coming.

OOC:If it's not too late I would like a crack at this!!


Running up wins against the undercard is impressive, but I can only get to that next level by showing up strong in a big FMW event.... Count the Once and Future King in on this action.....GET IN THE RING boys!!!

Not too late. Since I didn't specify, I think I'll keep sign-ups open until tomorrow night at 11:59 PM EST. That'll give people a few days to see their opponents and start writing their promos.

Sounds good ... Impressive Who's Who of the active FMW and some not so active

Ohhhhhh how deliciously delightful this sight is? Don't think think ole chap?

"..."

Perhaps you're right Chuckles my dear friend, silence certainly is golden.

In an instant Harley whips his hand around while simultaneously snapping back his wrist, a familiar sight glistening with gore in the pale yellow lights. With a crack the gun snapped back, removing the left eye socket and a significant portion of the corpse that had once been Chuckles.

Eye was never a big fan of that saying.

The Harlequin's boot pressed against Chuckles' chest, nudging him slightly.

See what I did there? No. Oh right, the eye thing. Silly Chuckles.

Well...

Ahem...

It would appear that it is Hayabusa Cup time once again. And well, well, well, what's a Hayabusa Cup without good old Harley coming in third place?

I'm back bitches. Appearing live in concert, one night only, tickets sold out.

So get ready. Because I've been saving up for this one.

This shall be my opus.

Well if this is my farewell tour byes it's fitting I do it at the show I made my name at in FMW's first year.

Two things.

1. Don't talk like that Alex.

2. Harley...oh Harley...


We have a sordid history, you and I. I won my Hayabusa Cup from your shoulders, and you've spent all of the time following that making sure I wouldn't forget it.

Losing in the Massacre? I can get over that.

Getting driven through a table and losing soundly to you in a No Holds Barred match? I can actually get over that.


But getting 'pinned' by Seth thanks to you? Oh no. Oh No-no-no-no-NO. I've missed you to be frank. You are one person I've yet to teach the errors of their ways.

And this lesson? It will be quite the violent curriculum.

Storm: The Hayabusa Cup huh?

Sounds intriguing, how do I kick some shit in this cup?

I don't know about y'all, but the Ring of Valor is where it's at, son.

"I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns the ring of fire
THE RING OF FIRE"


Johnny Cash knew all about the ring of fire, and soon myself and a few others will feel it too. It's time I get a bit nasty. I want every man in that ring to feel it burn, burn burn as the flames get higher and I am declared the winner.....And the ring of fire consumes us all!!!

I am In.

Let's do this, chaps.

Double post, because I can.

If I can, I'd like to reclaim my Ring of Fire... the place that let me get so close to taking this place over the first time.

The Ring of Valor.


I've won it two years running. I'm going for the three-peat. However, if by some MIRACLE I do not make it out of there...I guarantee the winner of the Hayabusa Cup will have come from the Ring of Valor.

Hey, if someone not named Chris Austin has to win it, well the winner should best me on his way to it. Far as I'm concerned, the Ring of Valor is harder to win than the Hayabusa Cup itself.

RCA wrote:

The Ring of Valor.


I've won it two years running. I'm going for the three-peat. However, if by some MIRACLE I do not make it out of there...I guarantee the winner of the Hayabusa Cup will have come from the Ring of Valor.

No, it really, really won't.

OK fine...

Maybe the Ring of Wire will have the winner. I hear Storm's a tough mofo.

It was sarcasm directed at Derrick, Mr. GS.


He thinks he's going to win and all and while I have no doubt that as long as he's on his A-game he'll breeze through the Ring of Steel, his road to the Hayabusa Cup will end at the hands of said Ring of Valor winner.

You're welcome.

Truly, you are.

Why do you have "Ring" pride?

I have fucking 'me' pride. I'm going to win, because I AM GOING TO WIN. Fuck everyone else, I get mine. If I don't win, then we're fucked because it's obvious the end of the world is nigh, because the laws of nature are coming undone. The dead are walking amongst us. Rivers of Hellfire and Brimstone. Cats and Dogs living together.

You don't get brownie points because you like the first round of competitors. It's about fucking winning. The fact that you want a consolation prize by guaranteeing a winner from your "ring" speaks little of you.

Fuck the Ring of Steel, Fuck the Ring of Valor, Fuck the Ring of Fire, Fuck the Ring of who gives a shit.

I'll walk through fire, cut through steel, fight with valor and tear through the wire.

Nothing is going to stop me. Because I want to fucking WIN.

Nothing is going to stop you because you want to win? Well, we'd better just give up.

That said, everything else above that (minus the 'you winning' part) is true, because no matter what ring anyone's in, this is not War Games or anything to to with pride in a group you're in. This is all about if YOU have the ability to be successful, not representing something else.

Oh mercy me, cowboy, you're going to win because you want to?

Do you even know how asinine that sounds? You think the other fifteen don't want to win?

Sethy Sethy Sethy... ar ye gonnar be bitchin' fer another year abou' 'ow ye "bea'" me in the Ring of Steel las' year?

I'll mek sure ter shu' yer mouth.

Mr Carson...

Who is he? Who is he? Where did you find him?

Derrick. Shit shit shit.

Butters has been added to the Ring of Fire. All the rings are now locked, and the promo period will begin on Friday, October 8th, at 12:01 AM AST.


Good luck in your fight to be crowned king!