FMW OOC Thread

So, rage thread? Well that's easy.

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Omega wrote:

A wise man once said if you act like the biggest dog in the yard someone will eventually believe.

Damn nigger and his catchphrases.

IluDe<3

If you're a chihuahua no ones ever going to believe that.

Yeah that's true, I mean my terrier Homer was brave as all fuck, doesn't mean I'd have let him anywhere near my cousin's Alsatian

Here's some real talk* for y'all: Don't talk about it, Be about it.

*$1 to Simply Flawless

The Celt wrote:

Yeah that's true, I mean my terrier Homer was brave as all fuck, doesn't mean I'd have let him anywhere near my cousin's Alsatian

Here's some real talk* for y'all: Don't talk about it, Be about it.

*$1 to Simply Flawless

Not an Alsation, A Pyreenes mountain dog, the largest breed of dog in the world to my knowledge

I might need that picture in some sort of graphic.

So, Tuesday night.

Six cans of Strongbow.
One Cheeky Dr. Pepper.
One Jagerbomb.
Two Ferrari Jacks.
Two Green Dragons.

Next thing I know, I'm in a room with two guys and three girls with nothing but a towel around my waist.

^Sounds like a job well done.

When I go to Uni I can get pissed for a fiver. Now that's a job well done.

I'm slow as fuck.

I just realized that the logo at the top of the page actually has FMW in it.

I just always assumed it was an intricite purple squiggly line...

Easty wrote:

So, Tuesday night.

Six cans of Strongbow.
One Cheeky Dr. Pepper.
One Jagerbomb.
Two Ferrari Jacks.
Two Green Dragons.

Next thing I know, I'm in a room with two guys and three girls with nothing but a towel around my waist.

Child's play...

Honestly I was thinking the exact same thing, but I thought If I said anything people would just go "Oh, you're saying that cuz you're Irish".

Great to see ya back Dano, how ya been?

Pogue it, Irish boys. Do you know what's in a Green Dragon? Double absinthe and vodka.

Really? Because according to google it's actually the combination of

1. Extra Dry Gin - 1.33 oz.
2. Green Creme de Menthe - 0.68 oz.

Gin? My, you are a hard man

Give it six weeks, I'll be back in the bar and I'll have proof.

Easty wrote:

Give it six weeks, I'll be back in the bar and I'll have proof.

6 weeks? It takes ya that long to recover from a night out? What a lightweight!

The bar's in Stoke... over an hour and a half away.

There's no bar in the shithole you live in?

There's 7 within five minutes walk either way from me.

The Celt wrote:

Gin? My, you are a hard man

You have a problem with gin Celt!?

There's nothing wrong with gin....



...If you're a fancy lady.

Gin 's alright, but you're hardly going to throw down gin in a "I can drink more than you" pissing competition and expect people to swoon.

Dunn wrote:

There's no bar in the shithole you live in?

There's 7 within five minutes walk either way from me.

Same. And I most definitely live in a shithole. Filled with rednecks, meth, and small-unincorperated town goodness.

Also. Gin (and tonic) is for pussies. AMFs ftw.

Goddamnit just drink whiskey like normal adults.

By the way Marky drinking drinks considering feminine will get you into fights in certain places in Ireland, such as where Dano lives. For example, mate of mine got into a bar fight in down there in Galway with a big fucker when he ordered a Coors light, nevermind gin which is considering the drink of old divorced women in these parts.

@Ford; googled AMF, found this: http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/5629

Yeah, looks pretty good, although I'd probably trade the Blue Curacao for something else.

I guess I better weight on what shots I do...last weekend was my best mate's birthday and a bunch of us were knocking back "Liquid cocaine". Not sure what recipe was used but I was told it a 3 part version, and I know at least two parts were Vodka and Sambuca, while I suspect the last bit was Jägermeister or something. Each part made up one 1/3 of the glass.

Traditionally though my preferred shot is just plain Tequila, doing the whole salt and lemon deal. Lots and lots of Tequila Yeah vato, getting drunk like a Mexican haha.

Whiskey is the preferred drink of wife beaters everywhere.

Get on it Celt/PX, you're Irish and I assume somewhat Catholic.

I'm more of a red wine kinda guy personally. =/

I mean, there's bottles of JD littering my room, ask Nigger Charlie about some of my exploits, a lot of them ending in him telling me to go to bed, but...

Yeah, I like wine.

Omega wrote:

Whiskey is the preferred drink of wife beaters everywhere.

Get on it Celt/PX, you're Irish and I assume somewhat Catholic.

Eh, more than a few promos were spurred on with the help of some Jameson, although If I'm getting whiskey on a night out it tends to be some JD.

To be young like all you kids and drink my face off thinking there was nothing better in the world to do...

Those were the days lol.

The Celt wrote:

Omega wrote:

Whiskey is the preferred drink of wife beaters everywhere.

Get on it Celt/PX, you're Irish and I assume somewhat Catholic.

Eh, more than a few promos were spurred on with the help of some Jameson, although If I'm getting whiskey on a night out it tends to be some JD.

I'll straight up throw down on some Jameson or Jack Daniels.

If I like to mix it up I'll occasionally go with the Liquior of Southern Comfort.

Good stuff.

Early Times whiskey is where its at, for those of use who don't have money to throw around private jets and child prostitutes

Omega wrote:

straight up throw down

What is this I don't even