FMW SURVIVOR Week 9 - The Moles

This week I took a bit more time, but I made up with some sneaky skills to keep you guys on your feet.

I have placed 5 moles into FMW. 5 people we all know, who are now working with me to make sure you all fail and die, thus not being the 'Survivors'.

The way this will work is that each of these 5 moles has given me a question to ask you, they thought they'd be nice and help you, but needless to say, they wont come out and admit how dumb they think you are, so respect their generosity.

Now here is the 5 important Mole questions:

Yellow Mole (OOC): "I am both a saint and an atheist at the same time?"

Blue Mole (OOC): "I am Jewish only when I'm on Youtube?"

Red Mole (IC): "I am two men in one?"

Green Mole (OOC): "I once went to hospital cause I needed to fart"

Violet Mole (IC): "Who am I? I was created with my local sports team in mind...I embody them in every way."

Well with that, go at it 'Survivors'. You have til Monday 26th April at 11:59pm to figure this one out.

Oh and to win immunity, you need to find out the true identity of these moles, who will only give out the details when specifically asked their question. if you ask all 5 at once, they'll just say no, so be timly.

Also each mole will have a log of which Survivors have asked them their questions, so if 2 survivors work together you BOTH still have to ask each mole, otherwise I'll get the info back that one of you doesn't know 100% of the truth.

In the event of a tie for correct answers, it will be via the Mole Logs that I'll see who was the quickest to find the identities of our devilish moles.

With all that at hand, lets see which of you 'Survivors' can actually survive, or how many of you are on your knees begging to die.

I'll be very up front with you guys. Personal, professional and economic stuff came up and I couldn't be assed to do anything survivor related. You have no competition from me this round.

Clarke wrote:

I'll be very up front with you guys. Professional and economic stuff came up and I couldn't be assed to do anything survivor related. You have no competition from me this round.

This sans the personal stuff. I might be able to ask a few tonight, but in all honesty I'm not holding my breathe.

Well, since this challenge has gone up I've worked nearly 70+ hours. So yeah, I haven't invested a shit load of time as I'd like.

I did send out a shit load of inquiries, and ALL have come up dry... I thought I had a couple figured out... guess not.

I know who the red one is, at least I'm fairly certain.

But it's sad that Showstoppa isn't still around, it would make that two men in one thing a lot harder to guess

I thought I knew the red one too, but after 2 or 3 inquiries I was completely wrong

SURVIVORS PM ME NOW!!!!

Seriously you have a go at me and the deadline I think has past now and only 1 has PM'd me. Seriously I know you put some effort in and some of you found moles, so PM ASAP. As soon as I get out of my Lecture tonight I'm posting results, so you have til then.

You have been warned...

No warning needed. Two of us have given you the circumstances as to why nothing happened this week.

Leon Caprice wrote:

SURVIVORS PM ME NOW!!!!

Seriously you have a go at me and the deadline I think has past now and only 1 has PM'd me. Seriously I know you put some effort in and some of you found moles, so PM ASAP. As soon as I get out of my Lecture tonight I'm posting results, so you have til then.

You have been warned...

Oh, I have to PM you? I figured since I talked to you about it on AIM I didn't have to still.

Leon Caprice wrote:

SURVIVORS PM ME NOW!!!!

Seriously you have a go at me and the deadline I think has past now and only 1 has PM'd me. Seriously I know you put some effort in and some of you found moles, so PM ASAP. As soon as I get out of my Lecture tonight I'm posting results, so you have til then.

You have been warned...

Posted over 24 hours ago, tsk tsk Leon. As soon as eh?

Shenanigans have been called on your inability to meet deadlines as well.

Shouldn't that mean technically that person should win survivor now? Since nobody else attempted the thing? Otherwise nothing is binding them to attempt these games otherwise

Well for this round probably. Three of us have stated other things came up which drew attention away. Or maybe it was 4 of us. Either way.

Hey there Leon, while you're at these results, you think you could PM Sky a match if you haven't already?

It is now Saturday in North America.

That's a long fucking class you're in Leon.

Clarke wrote:

It is now Saturday in North America.

That's a long fucking class you're in Leon.

What, you didn't know that they just do one straight class for a month in Australia instead of breaking it up over the course of a few months like most countries do? It's an old custom to remind them of their ancestor's time as prisoners.

I sentence you to 1 month straight of hard manual labour...I mean, intermediate tax accounting!

Oh for fucks sake Urine. I'm really tempted just to take Survivor and run with it, not meander around aimlessly like we keep on doing. So if you don't respond here or on AIM within the next 12 or so hours (though I doubt I'll be on AIM within the next 12 or so hours), I'm just going to post the results for this "week" and go.

I know most of the general answers for this "week" and I have a challenge planned for next "week". After that I have no fucking idea what to do, and I'd like to have help thinking up challenges if you do want a more relaxed role. But quite frankly, the person running this has to have his shit together.

I know this sounds harsh, but fuck, people are getting impatient. Especially that Clarke guy. Goddammit do I hate that Clarke guy.

TL;DR? Post the results and the next challenge or I will.

Angreh Sleg is my favorite Sleg.

Angreh Sleg is everyone's favorite Sleg.

I just don't like be told to be snappy and punctual and then, in turn the organizers failing to live up to the timeframe they put out.

We either gave the information needed, or reasons for a lack of participation, yet have received nothing in return.

Sleg, just do it. He's been AWOL lately, even IRL.

Slegna wrote:

Oh for fucks sake Urine. I'm really tempted just to take Survivor and run with it, not meander around aimlessly like we keep on doing. So if you don't respond here or on AIM within the next 12 or so hours (though I doubt I'll be on AIM within the next 12 or so hours), I'm just going to post the results for this "week" and go.

SLEG SMASH

Do it and I might just admit that you're better than me. lololol

While I appreciate the sentiment, it's a well known fact I'm already better than you.