Collateral Damage Match!

“Sympothy of Destruction” explodes over the PA system, signalling that TyranT is making his appearance. His attire is very different from usual, donning a suit over his normal man in black attire. The crowd are not pleased to see the man who has come to make an announcement tonight about the opening match for Supremacy. TyranT wastes no time getting to business as he signals for a mic, taking a moment to fix his tie as the crowd express their rage.


TyranT: Ah’m sure yer’ all aware of the latest developments as far as this year’s Supremacy is concerned! It is with great regret... and this really does come as shockin’ news when Ah’ say it.. that Faith is unfit to book Supremacy due to her mental condition which has not improved since Deathrow!

The crowd let their disapproval be known over the recent treachery during Distortion.

TyranT: Do not fret, for yer’ World Champion has stepped up to rectifaa’ this problem! Ah’ have already booked what Ah’ promise to be a card no one will soon forget, Ah’ do this because Ah’ know how upset yer’ all are over Faith’s present inability to perform to her full potential. Which brings me to why Ah’ve decieded to show my glorious face in the presence of yer’ low life PunK’s tonight. It concerns something of a special treat Ah’ have for yer all... somethin’ to win yer dumb fucks over since some of ya’ feel robbed.

The crowd’s reaction does not improve as a few “Faith” chants even begin within the crowd. TyranT doesn’t continue until the crowd settles down, which eventually they do.

TyranT: Ah’ am pleased to introduce to you a unique openin’ match for Supremacy. Not only is it new to the FMW, but wrestlin’ as a whole! Ah’ bring yer... the first ever...


Rage is replaced with curiosity at this point, making TyranT wear a sadistic smile upon his lips.

TyranT: How does it work? Like every other soddin’ cluster fuck yer’ find in an FMW openin’ match... but this one’s gotta’ twist Ah’ know you will love since it is you... the very fans that watch this shit hole federation, who getta’ decide who will be the Collertal Damage in this match up.

By now there is significant interest building amongst those present.

TyranT: Perhaps Ah’ should explain first... Several wrestler’s will be entered into a match... Nuthin’ new Ah’ know. That is until yer’ here the requirements yer’ need to claim victory! One individual will be selected from a list of hated stars to be entered in the match as nuthin’ more then a victim! To win, all wrestlers must incapacitate the selected an’ most hated superstar, place him on a stretcher and carry his god damn ass all the way over a yellow marker at the top of the entrance ramp to win this match!

The idea sounds crazy, yet has a certain amount of intrigue that has the fans all talking amongst each other.

TyranT: Normally it wud’ be simple... but when you have Alex Van Osbourne, David GS, Christian Moore, Trey Spruance, Butters and Bryce Throne all in the same ring, no doubt they have to kick the livin’ shit outta’ each other before they can deal with the hated former FMW star who needs to be put down and stretchered across the line! Sounds interestin’? ‘Course if does! So who are the nominations for the Collateral Damage victim?! Check the poll above... and then pick for yer’ god damn self who yer' wanna see destroyed at 10.3! This match is mah' god damn and most undeserved gift to yer' PunK's so don't miss yer' oppertunity to vote! Yer' boys an' girls ain't got long! Take a look at what an' who Ah'm offerin' a near death sentence too...

LOL. Perfect.

Voting ends Friday 22 February does? What year is that then? Someone might want to check their calender and edit...

I'm assuming this is Robb Larsen, former Anarchy play-by-play man we're voting for?

So Ethan Black's going from super dominant first ever Full Metal Champ to the Collateral Damage whipping boy?

Easy picks Robb.

Well if Blarf had acted in a manner more becoming of champion maybe more mercy would be shown upon himself, but...

I think the short answer to the Ethan Black question is "yes". History be damned.

I think "Robb" is whatever you imagine "Robb" to be. You are voting for the very essence of what comes to mind when you think of "Robb" (which for me is beached whale sex).

Ethan Black needs to end up with a barbwire Bat shoved up his ass.

I will give hookers and blow to whoever makes that happen.

Fair enough. My vote went to Robb, anyway.

Smoochy tha Frog was badass though.

I'm not sure that anyone really hated Smoochy Da Frog, just thought it was an incredibly stupid idea.

Worthy of becoming an amphibian pinata in this match, perhaps.

JUVI! JUVI! PINATA! PINATA!

Yeah Smoochy was a really awkward thing to book just so cYn could do a have arsed heel turn with no one seeing it coming. I mean having to read the promos from smoochy's view was weird enough...but I can't imagine the shame in losing to the fucking man-frog.

The Ares wrote:

Ethan Black needs to end up with a barbwire Bat shoved up his ass.

I will give hookers and blow to whoever makes that happen.

IC: Just a note in advance Mr. Ares I like that good Mexican shit!! I have this one on lockdown!! And Mr. Champ -- Its Axel!! Not Alex

OOC: This idea is so awesome -- I voted for Tilli cuz he was the only one I knew and it would be fun to beat him senseless.

The Celt wrote:

Well if Blarf had acted in a manner more becoming of champion maybe more mercy would be shown upon himself, but...

Right you are. I'm just a sucker for story continuity.

And the Symmetry of the poll at this point makes me want to sing. Just fuckin' sayin'

IMO this should be the main event.

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

IC: Just a note in advance Mr. Ares I like that good Mexican shit!! I have this one on lockdown!! And Mr. Champ -- Its Axel!! Not Alex

OOC: This idea is so awesome -- I voted for Tilli cuz he was the only one I knew and it would be fun to beat him senseless.

OOC: Any vote against Ethan is a vote for killing kittens.

IC: I love how even though your supposed to be facing me, you're calling me Mr, shows almost the proper respect.

And Alex, shitwipe that he may be, is still more relevant than you.

Deal with it and move on.

Slegna wrote:

I'm assuming this is Robb Larsen, former Anarchy play-by-play man we're voting for?

No. This is Robb Clarke, bitchez.

The Ares wrote:

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

IC: Just a note in advance Mr. Ares I like that good Mexican shit!! I have this one on lockdown!! And Mr. Champ -- Its Axel!! Not Alex

OOC: This idea is so awesome -- I voted for Tilli cuz he was the only one I knew and it would be fun to beat him senseless.

OOC: Any vote against Ethan is a vote for killing kittens.

IC: I love how even though your supposed to be facing me, you're calling me Mr, shows almost the proper respect.

And Alex, shitwipe that he may be, is still more relevant than you.

Deal with it and move on.

Anything I utter in your general direction is dripping with sarcasm and well honestly -- INDIFFERENCE! By the way while you were out finding your next small farm animal to violate word came down from the higher ups.....NO ONE GIVES A FLYING (or and other kind of fuck really) FUCK ABOUT YOU!! Whatever happens at 10.2 is already in the cards -- as for the future....I will be seeing you .... COUNT ON IT!!!

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

Anything I utter in your general direction is dripping with sarcasm and well honestly -- INDIFFERENCE! By the way while you were out finding your next small farm animal to violate word came down from the higher ups.....NO ONE GIVES A FLYING (or and other kind of fuck really) FUCK ABOUT YOU!! Whatever happens at 10.2 is already in the cards -- as for the future....I will be seeing you .... COUNT ON IT!!!

I'm sorry it's hard to tell you are indifferent when you are speaking IN CAP LOCK!!!!!!!!!!$@u^&$@!!!!

Also, I'm sure you'll see me, I mean you'll have lots of time to watch me celebrate while the EMT's carry you out.

IC: Don't vote for me I'll die.

OOC: Vote for me!!!

Segment idea for Supremacy: Have Bloodrose kill TJ Tilli like he did Jamie Kidd.

Segment idea for Supremacy: How about TyranT just shoves Tilli up Robb's ass and get rid of both of them in one go?

What? Too harsh or not harsh enough?

TJ Tilli wrote:

IC: Don't vote for me I'll die.

OOC: Vote for me!!!

For all purposes and intents of a respectable FMW, this post is to be ignored.

Yo Newbs, I know yer naturally loyal to each other, but don't vote for Tilli. Trust me when I say that voting Black is the funniest choice.

I'm all for bloodrose killing another FMW superstar. It was fun the first time, why not again.

And this match will cap the ultimate demise of The Ultimate Warrior Ethan Black

No love for Smoochy Da Frog.

This poll is closed. The first-ever and most dominant FMW Champion in our history will be publicly massacred at Supremacy by the reigning public.

Poetic justice?

I am so very much going to enjoy seeing this.

Someone want to explain what happened with Ethan Black?

It was before my time, so I'm not really in on the joke.

He was the most dominate FMW Champion of all time, holding the belt from it's inception until Ultimatum I when he lost to Drew Michaels. He was a large part of two of the biggest stables of FMW history The Black Covenant and Original Sin.

He was also a top contender for biggest douche FMW has ever seen. He was the king of politics, bitchfits, and whining. He did everything in his power to bury the people he faced, including a very large scandal involving him, me, and who should have been FMW champion after the first Elimination Chamber. Quite frankly he used this place to stay on top while trying to bury or ruin anyone who challenged him.

He is probably the only E-fedder I can honestly say I learned to hate on a personal level.

So I hope this is really, really good.