Your dream matches

Eddie B would kill Chris Austin.

Other than that?

Probably Eddie B. versus RAMPAGE!

You hang onto that Abandoned title come NHB3 Sethy, and it's a date.

And yes Gorotatta, that fucking Blackpool Tower match again.

Dream matches involving me:

Metal vs Rap Letter Man Match:

AVO vs CXC

Irish Born vs Irish American

Celt vs AVO

53 min guitar solo match:

AVO vs Trey Spruance

Dream Matches I am not a part of:

Monster of the Midway:

Syanide vs Apathy

Aussie vs Aussie:

Abel Steele vs Leon Caprice

All in the Family: (Brothers vs Brothers)

Wayward Sons vs Px/Celt

I have a few I guess I'd like to see/do if given the chance.

Lumberjack Match
Alex O'Rion vs Ethan Black

Alex O'Rion vs Jaro

I Quit Match (If Alex O'Rion loses he must retire)
Alex O'Rion vs Drew Michaels

Needs To Be Done
Alex O'Rion vs Rampage!

Tyrant vs Faith

The Wayward Sons vs SoCal Connection

NEW Rematch
Celt vs Alex O'Rion

Alex O'Rion wrote:

I Quit Match (If Alex O'Rion loses he must retire)
Alex O'Rion vs Drew Michaels

Yeah uh...I'd reconsider.

Then again with that stip...

Captain Canada vs. Captain CanaDouche: Brother vs. Brother Last Man Standing in a Cell
Alex O'Rion vs. Andrew O'Rion

I CALL DIBS ON THIS FOR AMMUNITION SHOULD IT EVER BE USED.

6-man Elimination Chamber-style Pit Fight (Match takes place in a giant ass Octagon type structure with 4 pods, people are let out periodically and methods of victory are submission or KO)

Mine are more of LPW vs. FMW but here we go:

6 man tag match LPW vs. FMW
SoL, Krimson Mask and D Hammond Samuels vs. Jaro, Alex O’Rion & Harly Quint

MWA vs. SoCal Connection

Sick Nick & Rabbi vs. DbD

Krimson Mask vs. Jaro

Pyrogate revenge
Wevv Mang and Villaino 187 vs. Jaro, Robb Larsen & Showstoppa

Orginal MWA (All 6 members) vs. Misfits (original 4 plus Sean and Chaos)

Champion of Champions (All three belts on the line)
WHC vs. IHC vs. FMC

Jude Maxwell vs. Seth Omega

McDaygo wrote:

MWA vs. SoCal Connection

I believe a version of this happened in Year One, when Peter Saint and I think Scorpio under the MWA fought SoCal.

McDaygo wrote:

Jude Maxwell vs. Seth Omega

Who is Jude Maxwell?

Ask Romeo.

The Celt wrote:

McDaygo wrote:

MWA vs. SoCal Connection

I believe a version of this happened in Year One, when Peter Saint and I think Scorpio under the MWA fought SoCal.

McDaygo wrote:

Jude Maxwell vs. Seth Omega

Who is Jude Maxwell?

No the Tromboner Man & Rato version

RCA wrote:

Alex O'Rion wrote:

I Quit Match (If Alex O'Rion loses he must retire)
Alex O'Rion vs Drew Michaels

Yeah uh...I'd reconsider.

Then again with that stip...

Honestly, it's the only way I'll beat him without a fat mexican man to rig the results in my favor

The Celt wrote:

McDaygo wrote:

Jude Maxwell vs. Seth Omega

Who is Jude Maxwell?

Lololol

My reputation is supposed to precede me.

Alex O'Rion wrote:

RCA wrote:

Alex O'Rion wrote:

I Quit Match (If Alex O'Rion loses he must retire)
Alex O'Rion vs Drew Michaels

Yeah uh...I'd reconsider.

Then again with that stip...

Honestly, it's the only way I'll beat him without a fat mexican man to rig the results in my favor

But I <3 you sir even if I am your eternal foil.



Also:


Drew Michaels vs. Skyler Striker


Nothing more, nothing less.

Geez, that's been building for a while now... when it happens it will be epic.

Gray vs. Slegnadamus

If either of us no-show, we're raped by 20 black men named Bubba.

Skyler Striker wrote:

Geez, that's been building for a while now... when it happens it will be epic.

HEY YOU.

QUIT DUCKING ME LIKE MAYWEATHER AND SEND ME SCORES.

In other news, I still mark for Slegna vs. Bobino - first to show loses.

Headbanger wrote:

Alex O'Rion wrote:

RCA wrote:

Alex O'Rion wrote:

I Quit Match (If Alex O'Rion loses he must retire)
Alex O'Rion vs Drew Michaels

Yeah uh...I'd reconsider.

Then again with that stip...

Honestly, it's the only way I'll beat him without a fat mexican man to rig the results in my favor

But I <3 you sir even if I am your eternal foil.

Hell I could win this match and possibly still retire. I mean, titles come and go, but beating Drew only happens once every three years + and counting/

Skyler Striker wrote:

Geez, that's been building for a while now... when it happens it will be epic.

Dibs for Ammunition, if not a Pay-Per-View.

I have some plans for this bad boy...

As would Skyler and Drew so do keep in touch when this match does come about.

RCA wrote:

Skyler Striker wrote:

Geez, that's been building for a while now... when it happens it will be epic.

Dibs for Ammunition, if not a Pay-Per-View.

I have some plans for this bad boy...

As would Skyler and Drew so do keep in touch when this match does come about.

Nuh uh. We can have other matches decide which brand gets to host it, dibs is too small to count for something like this. Although I will be happy to discuss said plans with you, but Distortion is the only place that can really hold a match this epic.

You two are not going to hijack this thread into a discussion about brand superiority or so help me I will put you both in the corner. On an aside though can someone change my championship blurb under my avatar to have the tag title please?

Oh, and so as this stays relevant I thought of a few more matches I would love to see.

C4 Rules Match
Dr Diabolical vs Smitten (Technically has happened, but with the Bikie of Justice)

Orion vs Apathy

Monsters Ball
Harlequin vs Ethan Black vs Jaro vs Crazy Ash Killa vs Cynical vs Krimson Mask
(Admit it, you'd watch it)

Drew Michaels vs God

More likely:

Churchyard Brawl
Drew Michaels vs White Falcon

Finally:

TLC Match
The SoCal Connection vs The Wayward Sons vs The Cancer vs The MWA (TBM and Rato) vs The Dark Brotherhood vs The Witnesses

For poops and giggles.

Wait wait..a dream match of yours is for me to face Robb?

What are you smoking, bruh?

You'd like to shoot and destroy him and you know it.

Also, nothing, but I haven't slept in two days so I reserve the right to not make sense.

But. I'd beat Robb. And I wouldn't need to shoot on him to do it.

Skyler Striker wrote:

Distortion is the only place that can really hold a match this epic.

Yeah right.