Butters' "Best Of..." March-uary Tournament (Round Two Results / Round Three Matches)

Match 1:
Batman d. Jaro
10-6

Match 2:
Jay Clarke d. Neo
13-3

Match 3:
John McClane d. The Punisher
9-7

Match 4:
Rocky Balboa d. Goku
9-7

Match 5:
Spider-man d. Peter Saint
12-4

Match 6:
Kirby d. The Hurricane
10-6

Match 7:
Fox McCloud d. Aragorn
8-7

Match 8:
The Doctor d. The New York Police Department
9-7




Cons.

Match 9:
Deadpool d. Kamen Rider Ichigo
16-0

Match 10:
Mario d. Piccolo
8-7

Match 11:
Dr. Tommy Oliver d. The Goonies
10-6

Match 12:
Rorschach d. Ash Ketchum
10-6

Match 13:
War Machine d. Sasuke
13-3

Match 14:
Hal Jordan d. Hugh Hefner
10-6

Match 15:
An Hero d. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird
10-6

Match 16:
Slegna d. Tucker
12-4

With that, we're brought to round three. For the third round, I've re-seeded all remaining contenders, to reflect their performance, and to have a more evened out tournament. Also, for the consolation bracket, this round will be all multi-contender matches, to help it catch up to the main tournament.


Quick Voting Chart:

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud

Match 4:
John McClane

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs. The Punisher Vs. Goku

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan

Quick Voting Chart:

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby
Both suck, but only one of them does it in the good way.

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke
Why The Doctor has gotten this far is way beyond me.

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud
Fact: Fox > You.

Match 4:
John McClane Vs. Rocky Balboa
I abstain on the basis of me not giving a fuck.

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint
Utter bullshit, the people that voted against the NYPD should just go ask Bin Laden for an application to be in Al-Qaeda. Fags.

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine
I don't know who any of these other people are, but I'm sure they aren't as cool as Deadpool.

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs. The Punisher Vs. Goku
I rule. Forever.

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan
This came down to Mario vs. Jario, and the original one won.

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby
Kirby out sucked by Batcuum at 1:29 of Round 1

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke
Much love for CC, but the dude saves the world(s) in a telephone booth.

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud
Spiderman makes another deal with the devil, the price this time his testicles. He doesn't need them.

Match 4:
John McClane vs. Rocky Balboa
I almost gave this to Rocky on account of his name not even being remembered for the list. But McClane has his one weakness. Bullets.

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint
Honestly, I voted against The NYPD based on Slegna's comments. Saint only gets it because he did a Rorschach rip off better than Rorschach and I could care less about the other one.

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine
He threatened me through the 4th wall, bastard

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs. The Punisher Vs. Goku
None of these people matter to me, especially not that second one, boo to them.

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan
Jario brothers will forever be better than the original.

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud

Match 4:
John McClane

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs. The Punisher Vs. Goku

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud

Match 4:
John McClane Vx. Rocky Balboa

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs. The Punisher Vs. Goku

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke
Sorry Jay

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud

Match 4:
John McClane Vs. Rocky Balboa

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs. The Punisher Vs. Goku

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby
Kirby is awesome. He'd swallow Batman, then gain - OH SHIT BATMAN HAS NO POWERS. Kirby wins by actually being awesome.

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke
Sorry. This is a tournament for heroes, not self-promotion. Slegna has no idea what he's talking about. Doctor Who remains undefeated.

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud
Don't really care because I get the feeling neither will win. But Spidey gets my vote. I didn't own an N64.

Match 4:
John McClane vs. Rocky Balboa
Rocky wins this because I don't care.

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs. The Punisher Vs. Goku

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan

Match 1:
Batman

Match 2:
The Doctor

Match 3:
Spider-Man

Match 4:
John McClane

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
An Hero

Match 6:
Deadpool

Match 7:
Goku

Match 8:
Jaro

Match 1:
Batman Vs. Kirby

I see Kirby swallowing Batman and then Batman uses some cool bomb on his utility belt and blows Kirby to the hell reserved for pink puff balls!!

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke

Go Jay!! I have never understood Dr. Who....maybe its the whole British thing. I think its weird different actors pick it up and nobody blinks.

Match 3:
Spider-Man Vs. Fox McCloud

A fox that flies a spaceship....WHATEVER!!! Spidey Rules!!!

Match 4:
John McClane

Yippee Ki Ya MUTHER FUCKER!! Enough Said!!

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD Vs. An Hero Vs. Rorschach Vs. Peter Saint

No one fucks with NY baby!!

Match 6:
Deadpool Vs. Aragorn Vs. Dr. Tommy Oliver Vs. War Machine

The Merc with a mouth would win a close one against War Machine disctracting him with great lines like " I wonder if Spider-Man's suit ever rides up in the crotch like this!"

Match 7:
Neo Vs. Slegna Vs.The Punisher Vs. Goku

Frank Castle would fuck up every single one of these dudes....especially Goku and that weird hair!!

Match 8:
Mario Vs. The Hurricane Vs. Jaro Vs. Hal Jordan

In blackest day, in darkest night .... Green Latern would fuck Jaro and Mario up beyond all recognition with a hard light construct BAN HAMMER!!!

Skyler Striker wrote:

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke
Sorry. This is a tournament for heroes, not self-promotion. Slegna has no idea what he's talking about. Doctor Who remains undefeated.

I think you grossly overestimate my heroic qualities sir. But being the hero I am, I will not gloat, and merely shake my head at your ignorance. But you're right it's not self-promotion, so ask yourself, which hero between the Doctor and I has a tv show documenting their heroics? Precisely.


ahahha

Clarke wrote:

Skyler Striker wrote:

Match 2:
The Doctor Vs. Jay Clarke
Sorry. This is a tournament for heroes, not self-promotion. Slegna has no idea what he's talking about. Doctor Who remains undefeated.

I think you grossly overestimate my heroic qualities sir. But being the hero I am, I will not gloat, and merely shake my head at your ignorance. But you're right it's not self-promotion, so ask yourself, which hero between the Doctor and I has a tv show documenting their heroics? Precisely.


ahahha

Not as if the Doctor ordered it. He didn't exactly volunteer himself for this tournament like some other people

And Axel, of course it's a British thing, the best thing their country ever did. The different actors playing him is a central storyline plot, hence why no-one goes 'wtf'.

Skyler Striker wrote:

And Axel, of course it's a British thing, the best thing their country ever did. The different actors playing him is a central storyline plot, hence why no-one goes 'wtf'.

Damn this tournament for making me agree with Skyler!

The Ares wrote:

Skyler Striker wrote:

And Axel, of course it's a British thing, the best thing their country ever did. The different actors playing him is a central storyline plot, hence why no-one goes 'wtf'.

Damn this tournament for making me agree with Skyler!

In Nomine Patri, et Filli, et Spiritus Santci.

I really wasn't aware that was a sign for prayer, but I can live with it lol.

Figured you must have been possessed or something, my bad. Been watching a lot of Supernatrual.

It's understandable, that show is made of both win and awesome.

The Ares wrote:

It's understandable, that show is made of both win and awesome.

Hell musta froze over cuz now I agree with Ares!! Holy Hell!! But Supernatural is possibly the shit....quite possibly

Match 1:
Batman

Match 2:
The Doctor

Match 3:
Spider-Man

Match 4:
John McClane

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
The NYPD

Match 6:
Deadpool

Match 7:
Slegna

Match 8:
Jaro

Match 1:
Batman

Match 2:
Jay Clarke

Match 3:
Spider-Man

Match 4:
John McClane

Consolation Bracket:

Match 5:
Peter Saint

Match 6:
Dr. Tommy Oliver

Match 7:
Goku

Match 8:
Jaro

Holy crap look who's still alive.

I'm so happy to see the Big Guy, that I'm calling a close to voting, next round will be out tonight.

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