Butters "Best Of..." Tournament Two (Hitler Division Round One Voting)

Match Report:
The top seed usually gets an easy match in the first round of tournaments. This time, may not be so easy. While Adolf Hitler tried to exterminate an entire race and conquer a continent, he is paired against someone the holds everyone down. Whenever you feel slighted, whenever there's no other explanation, "The Man" held you back.

Can Hitler out-evil a villian without a name or will "The Man's" plan hold back even the Fuhrer?



Match Report:
What's worse a man that kills hundreds and declares war on our country or a man that can only feel strong by asserting his dominance over women. Chris Brown beats women, Osama raged a ten-year war.

Can the R&B Singer with a mean backhand take down al Queda's former leader or will Osama claim another American victim?




Match Report:
What's got two thumbs and enjoys tormenting the doctors he hired to save lives for no other reason than to pass time? Dr. Bob Kelso, nice to meet you. Now, that's pretty bad, but is it as bad as a man that follows women into the dark and went on a rampage of murders?

Can Kelso torment a amn that is merciless or will Jack the Ripper take the life of a man meant to save them?




Match Report:
One man help build a home for us... then did his best to take it away. The other did everything possible to be recognized as pure evil, and ruined his only love in the process.

Can Robb close down Dr. Horrible's blog like our forums or will Dr. Horrible's Death Ray claim another?




Match Report:
Dr. Evil has all the makings of a great villian. Secret lair, evil team, arch-nemesis to foil his plans, and a name that literally says he's evil. His opponent in this tournament didn't need a "laser" to get rid of his target and walk away scott free for years.

Will Dr. Evil's plans lead him to win the tournament or will OJ find a way to get out of this as well?




Match Report:
This match is all about family. One man sits in prison now, all because he wanted to expand his family and his theory of Helter Skelter. The other man wants to punch a wall and then make you watch as he rapes your family. Bother men are heartless, but which is worse?

Will Steve use his anger and temper to get past Manson or will Charles bring Steve into the family?




Match Report:
Thousands of jobs lost and millions of dollars swindeled. Enron's lasting legacy will be that of shame and lying. Edge is much the same, lying and cheating his way to the top and doing everything he can to get what he wants.

Can Enron find a way to embezzle a win or will the Ultimate Opportunist pull another win out?




Match Report:
The only entrant that asked to be entered personallly, Nick Bryson, takes on the man that slept his way to the top. Bryson is having fun trolling Full metal Wrestlign while leading YNG, Triple H did the same with d-Generation-X. The two are so similar on paper that this match may be a toss-up.

Can Nick Bryson topple the King of Kings or will the Cerebral Assassin take down FMW's reigning Douchebag?


Quick Voting Chart:


Match 1:
Adolf Hitler Vs. "the Man"

Match 2:
Osama bin Laden Vs. Chris Brown

Match 3:
Jack the Ripper Vs. Dr. Bob Kelso

Match 4:
Robb Clarke Vs. Dr. Horrible

Match 5:
OJ Simpson Vs. Dr. Evil

Match 6:
Steve Vs. Charles Manson

Match 7:
Edge Vs. Enron Corp.

Match 8:
Triple H Vs. Nick Bryson

Match 1:
Adolf Hitler Vs. "the Man"

Match 2:
Osama bin Laden Vs. Chris Brown

Match 3:
Jack the Ripper Vs. Dr. Bob Kelso
Side note, how can you hate Kelso?

Match 4:
Robb Clarke Vs. Dr. Horrible

Match 5:
OJ Simpson Vs. Dr. Evil

Match 6:
Steve Vs. Charles Manson

Match 7:
Edge Vs. Enron Corp.
NOT THIS WAY!

Match 8:
Triple H Vs. Nick Bryson
*Guitar hit*
IT'S TIME TO TROLL THE BOARDS
*double guitar hit*
TIME TO TROLL THE BOARDS
*Instrumental part, maniacal laughing*
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RAGE,
AND CAN YOU PLAY IT?
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MAD,
AND IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BUTTHURT
AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT!
I AM THE TROLL,
AND I KNOW YOU'LL START RAGING

Match 1:
Adolf Hitler Vs. "the Man"

Match 2:
Osama bin Laden Vs. Chris Brown

Match 3:
Jack the Ripper Vs. Dr. Bob Kelso

Match 4:
Robb Clarke Vs. Dr. Horrible

Match 5:
OJ Simpson Vs. Dr. Evil

Match 6:
Steve Vs. Charles Manson

Match 7:
Edge Vs. Enron Corp.

Match 8:
Triple H Vs. Nick Bryson
Just to protest how good Edible's song was.

Match 1:
Adolf Hitler Vs. "the Man"

Match 2:
Osama bin Laden Vs. Chris Brown

Match 3:
Jack the Ripper Vs. Dr. Bob Kelso

Match 4:
Robb Clarke Vs. Dr. Horrible

Match 5:
OJ Simpson Vs. Dr. Evil

Match 6:
Steve Vs. Charles Manson

Match 7:
Edge Vs. Enron Corp.

Match 8:
Triple H Vs. Nick Bryson

Match 1:
Adolf Hitler Vs. "the Man"
Hitler was kind of a dick. Jus' sayin'.

Match 2:
Osama bin Laden Vs. Chris Brown
What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap, bitch!

Match 3:
Jack the Ripper Vs. Dr. Bob Kelso
Scrubs is far too cool to lose in round one.

Match 4:
Robb Clarke Vs. Dr. Horrible
WAH PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO USE MY GRAPHICS!

Match 5:
OJ Simpson Vs. Dr. Evil
Yeah baby, yeah.

Match 6:
Steve Vs. Charles Manson
So I herd u liek punching walls?

Match 7:
Edge Vs. Enron Corp.
lololol Enron.

Match 8:
Triple H Vs. Nick Bryson
Nick can be a total toolbag when he wants to. Ilu Nickypoo.

Match 1:
Adolf Hitler Vs. "the Man"
Because it'd be hilarious for a 1 seed to get crushed right out the gate.

Match 2:
Osama bin Laden Vs. Chris Brown

Match 3:
Jack the Ripper Vs. Dr. Bob Kelso

Match 4:
Robb Clarke Vs. Dr. Horrible
I thought Dr. Horrible wasnt even really the villain at the end?

Match 5:
OJ Simpson Vs. Dr. Evil

Match 6:
Steve Vs. Charles Manson

Match 7:
Edge Vs. Enron Corp.

Match 8:
Triple H Vs. Nick Bryson

The Man
Osama Bin Laden
Bob Kelso
Dr Horrible
OJ Simpson
Charles Manson
Edge
Bryson

This is a great thread.

Match 1:
Adolf Hitler - The Man sucks but as a middle class white guy I tend to be spared the brunt of his wrath. Hitler on the other hand was a world class douchebag who tried to invade the country of my birth, so fuck him.

Match 2:
Chris Brown - I dislike Bin Laden intensely but I can't help but think that I would trade those Seals filling him full of holes for a television broadcast of CM Punk making good on his pledge to kick Brown's ass.

Match 3:
Dr. Bob Kelso - Do not like Scrubs at all.

Match 4:
Dr. Horrible - Honestly I've no idea who either of these people are but this dude's a doctor and that's got to stand for something.

Match 5:
OJ Simpson - No contest for OJ, if only for the moral issue his part in the Naked Gun films creates.

Match 6:
Charles Manson - Who's Steve? No idea. Manson wins on grounds of batshit craziness.

Match 7:
Enron Corp. - If capitalism were a man then Enron would probably be the anus that has since been removed and replaced with a shit-filled sack, which ironically would be preferable to the actual Enron as well.

Match 8:
Triple H - Don't know Bryson well enough to call this any other way than Trips'. Plus that King of Kings gear was fucking retarded.

Devilb0y wrote:

Match 6:
Charles Manson - Who's Steve? No idea. Manson wins on grounds of batshit craziness.

If your main criteria is batshit craziness, Steve's the guy to vote for.

Dude, be careful what you say about him, he might come and rape your wall.

Nicholas Gray wrote:

Dude, be careful what you say about him, he might come and rape your wall.

Oh Christ not again...

Match 1:
Adolf Hitler Vs. "the Man"

Match 2:
Osama bin Laden Vs. Chris Brown

Match 3:
Jack the Ripper Vs. Dr. Bob Kelso

Match 4:
Robb Clarke Vs. Dr. Horrible

Match 5:
OJ Simpson Vs. Dr. Evil

Match 6:
Steve Vs. Charles Manson

Match 7:
Edge Vs. Enron Corp.

Match 8:
Triple H Vs. Nick Bryson