FMW OOC Thread

Still the only one with Nabokov.

I'm soooo flyyyyy.

For my 11.1 promo I apparently wrote like David Foster Wallace.

I then tried with a chapter from my fanfiction.net story and got James Joyce.

Personally I prefer the James Joyce answer lol.

Can't believe LOPforums banned me because I said Iron Maiden where shit.

all my FMW promos got Stephen King.

But my LPW i got some guy called Cory Doctorow who wrote a short story called "0wnz0red"

Romeo wrote:

Only if you tell us who you write like.

this should be a prerequisite from now on.

lololol

Ok promo is up I tried some comedy shit this time so please read and gimmie some feedback.

If I getz feedbax I shall feedbax your face with my STD's so don't worry it'll all work out k? Cool.

The Dude wrote:

Ok promo is up I tried some comedy shit this time so please read and gimmie some feedback.

If I getz feedbax I shall feedbax your face with my STD's so don't worry it'll all work out k? Cool.

Trey dawg....That was funnny as hell, and I ain't just sayin that cuz I was in it. I like the comedy angle with Trey, I think if you keep heading in that direction you will win some more. I thought ur little promo last show was freaking cool but way short. Keep it up man

The Dude wrote:

Can't believe LOPforums banned me because I said Iron Maiden where shit.

I believe there was a difference between saying Iron Maiden was shit and acting like an asshole while saying Iron Maiden was shit.

Ro drinks from the LOP sack.

Fuck the man keeping you down Trey!

The Dude wrote:

If I getz feedbax I shall feedbax your face with my STD's so don't worry it'll all work out k? Cool.

Yeah, no feedback for you.

TyranT wrote:

My Death Row Promo was apparently written like Kurt Vonnegut.... I don't know who this is cause I'm an un-cultured swine.

Vonnegut is a pretentious douchebag. He's the M. Night Shamalyn or Spike Lee of authors.

Ok nvm the ban at LOP. My mistake.

Iron Maiden are awesome.

S on my D.

Dunn wrote:

Iron Maiden are awesome.

S on my D.

Seconded.

Also, F you in your A, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs.

Dunn wrote:

Iron Maiden are awesome.

S on my D.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Dahvie Vanity?

Dunn wrote:

Iron Maiden are awesome.

S on my D.

Iron Madien are Devil Worshipping posuers...The whole act and mstique around them is bull shit

Modest Mouse > Whatever band we'll ever talk about, including but not limited to Iron Madien.

After much thought, Hardcore Holly is now my favourite wrestler. By this statement alone I have become the biggest Hardcore Holly fan in the world.

S.O.S. wrote:

Modest Mouse > Whatever band we'll ever talk about, including but not limited to Iron Madien.

The fact that you use a gay song's lyrics as your location precludes you from being relevant in any music conversation.

So..Kane's now the World Heavyweight Champion.

Hell has officially froze over.

Miz won MITB.


DONE.

This makes me happy. Though...

Where's Christian's WHC shot?

For the record, has anyone ever won MITB and NOT successfully won the title?

No. And I like it that way.

Right I understand the tactic of cashing in your contract right after someones been through a grueling match (Case in point, Edge cashing his against Cena after Cena had just been through a Half hour elimination chamber) but cashing it in after Rey had a ten minute match? And then beating him within 10 seconds? What was Jack Swagger doing? Raping him with a barbedwire baseball bat for 10 minutes? Way to make your champion look weak.


And what the fuck up is up with them naming every other PPV after a match type? It's fucking retarded. And why then go and have 17 match ups contested under that matches rules, it's fucking overkill. And on that point where the fuck is my Dumpster Match PPV? And why the fuck did they fire Bob Holly?

This is why I don't watch wrestling anymore.

They really need to take the number of participants in the MitB back down to six since the primary reason for it being eight was to maximize the amount of people participating at Wrestlemania. Now that its its own PPV that has a lack of undercard matches, why not make it one MitB as the Main Event? Three SD! stars. Three Raw stars. Use the losers of the qualifiers to build personal feuds, midcard title challenges, ect.

There should be no reason for there to be two dull ass Women's matches on a PPV for filler purposes. Especially when you've made it clear that you don't give two shits about the Divas' nor the Women's divisions as a whole.

Miz, unfortunately, will be the first person to cash it in and lose.

See, this is why I don't watch WWE anymore. Taking a match that is almost always a classic at Wrestlemania and putting two of it in a PPV is just... stupid. And filling with two idiotic Divas' matches, as De said, makes it atrocious. Not that I don't like women's wrestling, it's that WWE's idea of it is just horrid. I also agree about the Miz, sadly.

This is why I stopped watching WWE. TNA, man. Not fantastic segments, but the matches and booking are far superior.

Hahahaha... no. The booking is not superior.

You're funny.

Sam, Rey was "injured" going into the match. Background check, it helps.

BTW, guys, we have a fucking wrestling forum. Use it.

Why the hell did Kane win?! And why the hell are we talking about WWE!? Let's talk about TN... yeah, I guess you're right.

I watch Turtles, they're much more unpredictable than WWE.