Lethal Injection DISCUSSION Thread

The Ares wrote:

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

The Ares wrote:

Get some original material and stop trying to hitch a ride on my jock cocknozzle.

By the way SHITHEAD -- I used your reference to show it is YOU and Apathy that fuck family not Axel Van Osbourne!! Hell Apathy admits to fucking his cousin just ask him!!

So basically you couldn't come up with a decent insult so you just recycled mine.

As I said stop trying to ride my jock strap cock nozzle.

But you and Trey the best of this place?

You two couldn't string together a win if we gave you the letters and rope, at least when I brag I back it up. Example you on your back for the three count last week. I told you I was better than you, I showed it. You say you are the best, and you lie back and spread em' more than a five cent hooker for the next opponent destined to beat you.

But since you want to sink to new lows, and the best you could do was big pig fucker I will tell you once again. Stop trying to be like me you little cock nobbling ass monkey, you are not the verbal wit I am, you are not the athlete I am, and you can never be the man I am. The more you try the more you show how very deficient your cum gargling gang raped loving ass is when compared to me.

In short, drink the fucking kool-aid already, no one's buying what you're selling.

As I understand it Ares, you don't have that many wins yourself.

And I won last week?

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

Trey wrote:

As I understand it Ares, you don't have that many wins yourself.

And I won last week?

Yeah Trey, but this worthless piece of monkey dung beat me last week so he thinks he can run his damn mouth. If FMW brass would quit putting me in clusterfucks and such I may have a win under my belt. But as it is, I had a three way dance my first match with Nikko and Karou and then our match coming up has like 4 or 5 motherfuckers in it. You were stuck the same way. Its damn near impossible to win the usual clusterfuck match, but I like our chances at Supremecy!!

As I understand it though you take more than a few mulligans to net that big W though Trey.

Also Axel quit bitching. Management gave you a one on one shot, you bombed out, they realized best you could be was filler and are using you accordingly. Deal with it and quit whining more than Omega and Austin combined.

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

Let's close the chapter on this episode of The Weakest Opponent of Ares: The Axel Era, I have other fish to lose to this show because I suck worse than your average porn star. I know you have a match too correct? Because I am too stupid to know how to read. I am sure if you keep at it though one day your Mommy will let you out of the yard and wear your big boy pants, even though I'm too retarded to know it's well documented she's dead. Until I see you in the paper as the FMW champion from the gutter I'll end up living after I fuck up a third straight match, good bye person who is much better than me.....

Fixed it for you.

The Ares wrote:

Axel_Van_Osbourne wrote:

Abel Steele wrote:

Listen FMW has a rather annoying equal opportunity employment policy which is why we get these special needs guys on the roster. That still doesn't make it right to pick on them.

So Axel.... just leave him alone!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .......I'm sorry I couldn't even keep a straight face long enough to get that one out.

That Sir was the shit!! I didn't even see that one coming....HAHAHAHA too fucking funny....I literally spit Beam all over the place!

Unless Abel is really really bad at sarcasm, you realize he was insulting you right?

As a matter of fact I am quite insulted you hit me and this guy with the same idiot barb.

You're right, I really should come up with something new for his level of idiocy, the standards just don't do him justice.

No, you are just really bad at it.

Jesus Christ do you ever get tired of sucking so much, and being wrong so often?

OOC: K-rap, the man in the form of his life.

Jaro wrote:

NEW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONFIRMED:

Television Championship: PX (c) vs. Calvin X. Carter

OOC: Win.

OOC: I'm Giddy like a school girl.

This is a statement that we reward strong efforts in promos, even if they don't always win. Although CXC didn't win the UV Championship #1 contendership, most of the staff felt the promo was still championship caliber material.

Congrats CXC. And good luck to both of you.

So does that mean when I beat Calvin I get something better?

Or is talent just not recognized around here?

OOC: I kid, I kid, best of luck CXC you've really earned that title shot man.

You very well could get something better at Lethal Injection. If you beat CXC at Supremacy.

Suppose I should get on that then, I'll even cancel my booty call for the night before to show how serious I am.

I mean, could you imagine how shitty it would be if I showed up to the arena a day late or something.

OOC: Figured I'd save everyone the trouble of pointing out how I am usually late.

Ares, tell your dead mom to stop ringing me for sex from beyond the grave. It's freaking me out, I'm not into necrophilia and besides which, she was ugly as fuck to begin with never mind what the rot might have done.

Congratulations, you insulted a person I've never met, yet people assume I have some attachment to.

If you weren't so fucking desperate maybe you wouldn't need Ms. Cleo to get a date druggie.

OOC: Congrats on the TV shot CXC!!