KITO! WE NEED YOU RIGHT NOW, LIKE...RIGHT NOW!
Ah man, everything's gone tits up. RCA realised he was black again, thus he can white girl pussy at the drop of hat, so he's off to do that! Meanwhile it turns out AO's gimmick isn't a gimmick, it's a shoot brother and he's drunken himself into a coma. Abel Steel got called out by a Hell's Angel chapter and he's stolen a 18 wheeler to hunt them down, so he's out too.
Slegna? We give him da powah and his head will explode. Medically proved, so that's out.
When we asked Skyler and Romeo to head Ammo they both fell on the ground laughing and starting shouting "FUCK YO COUCH"
Seth can't do it because his run at Corruption traumatized him and he's off to do a native american spirit journey to conquer his fears and won't be back in time.
Finally Edible said the ghost that inhabits his body wouldn't let him to do it, otherwise he would.
DAMNIT KITO YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO SAVE US!!! IT'S ENTIRELY AND COMPLETELY ON YOU NOW!