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Drew Michaels
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 |  Subject: Zodiac Signs Change  Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:29 pm | |
| Apparently a shift in our view of the stars over thousands of years has caused a change in the astrological alignment including the addition of a new sign. Personally I don't put much stock in Zodiac signs but I am pretty glad to see mine has changed from Virgo (the pussy ass virgin) to Leo (a fucking lion). So did anyone else change? Does anyone actually care about these things around here? And most importantly, is Eric Scorpio still a Scorpio?
New list:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20 | |
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Abel Steele
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:34 pm | |
| I hope my wife never sees that. She has spent entirely too much money on stupid charms and assorted other bullshit as a Libran for me to let her go and buy new ones just because some ass clown decided to move the dates and invent an entirely new sign.
P.S. You may guess I don't place much credence in any of it.
P.P.S I change from an Aquarian to a Capricorn apparently | |
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Tromboner Man
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:40 pm | |
| Aparantly I changed from Taurus to Aries.
I don't care that much about it, but why did I have to stop being a bad ass fucking bull? | |
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David GS
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:48 pm | |
| Sweet, I'm still a bull (Spear).  | |
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Leon Caprice
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:07 am | |
| I'm the same as Drew. From virgin to Lion.
Oh yay... | |
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Abel Steele
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:20 am | |
| I know it's in the safe house and all so ban me if you must but I can't help myself......
Leon just lost his virginity. | |
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Slegna
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:45 am | |
| Fuck that, that was too much win. You should be warned for not posing lulz like that often enough.
Anyway, I'm still a Sagittarius, and I still really couldn't give a fuck. | |
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Nicholas Gray
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:58 am | |
| So, I am cancer now. Meh. | |
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Omega
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:39 am | |
| You've always been a cancer.
Also, this is only in effect for people born after 09. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:52 am | |
| ^
Because a new star pattern has been added doesn't change the stars you were born under.
Leon is still a virgin. | |
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Omega
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:54 am | |
| And he will die a virgin?
Can I get a bazing? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:07 am | |
| I have to.... Bazing!! To Omega...That was pretty good | |
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:47 pm | |
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Leon Caprice
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:06 am | |
| It applies to the star sign you were born under, so that never changes.
Also, who needs star signs. That's why christianity is better, it allows me to lose my virginity. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs Change Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:40 am | |
| I was born under the Tower. End of.
[/Elder Scrolls reference] | |
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