FMW OOC Thread

In the words of Plies, I'm fucking awesome.

RCA wrote:

In the words of Plies, I'm fucking awesome.

Yes.

I hereby submit Mr. Xavier to join the EAS on the grounds that he has been consistently awesome since his entrance into the FMW, including being the one shining light of the whole Black Pharaoh/SoL thing.

What say you Mr. Michaels Co-Chair of Awesome Recruitment?

Due to my association with him as a member of the "Alphabet Boys" I can safely vouch that Mr. Xavier would be a fine addition to the ranks of Awesomeness.

An old Yellow Duotang is pulled open while somewhere in the distance the sound of creaky door opening is simultaneously played.

Yup, says here in "The Rules" that "vouching" from a current upstanding member of the EAS "can only help with one's application.

Another interesting fact: The real saying is "Ask not what Awesomeness can do for you, but what you can do for Awesomeness." - A record number of heads were seen exploding at this quote that to save lives the then Council of Awesome met agreed to change the saying.

This is equalled in kindness only by the present Council of Awesome compressing their Signatures of Awesome to help with the enrollment of services of one Skyler Striker.


Lives were saved. Awesomeness was there.



PS: Don't forget to watch one of our brethren tonight on Chuck.

The Ares wrote:

I hereby submit Mr. Xavier to join the EAS on the grounds that he has been consistently awesome since his entrance into the FMW, including being the one shining light of the whole Black Pharaoh/SoL thing.

What say you Mr. Michaels Co-Chair of Awesome Recruitment?

I approve this motion on the grounds that we need a token black guy and, despite being white, he is at least blacker than RCA.

Shut the fuck up with your little jokes, before I pop a cap in your white bread cracker ass.

RCA wrote:

Shut the fuck up with your little jokes, before I pop a cap in your white bread cracker ass.

It's like watching a toddler take it's first words.

I graciously accept my invitation into the EAS. It will be a pleasure working for you gentlemen, and I look forward to fulfilling the blackness quota this gathering so desperately needs.

Easier wrote:

I graciously accept my invitation into the EAS. It will be a pleasure working for you gentlemen, and I look forward to fulfilling the blackness quota this gathering so desperately needs.

Sell Out.

What happened to seeking out a superior group? It was in the works.

Gentlmen, Members of The Council, Our Eric Scorpio Division, I propose a toast! Be...Awesome...to each toher. And most importantly, may we always remember to say Awesome Bye, and not Good Bye because when we're saying it, it's always an Awesome Bye.

I'm going to have to go all Raven on this and be a Martyr for the sins of Extremely Awesome Society; Excess and unabashed Arrogance. As the Outcast, the Outsider and the Martyr only I see the fallacies of this corrupt and bloated group.

The Celt wrote:

Easier wrote:

I graciously accept my invitation into the EAS. It will be a pleasure working for you gentlemen, and I look forward to fulfilling the blackness quota this gathering so desperately needs.

Sell Out.

What happened to seeking out a superior group? It was in the works.

He did. ZING!

The Ares wrote:

RCA wrote:

Shut the fuck up with your little jokes, before I pop a cap in your white bread cracker ass.

It's like watching a toddler take it's first words.

By the way, you showing up on CPT needs to end as well.

You not one of us. You may be awesome, but you not one of us.

Act like it. Be on time and shit.


And what up to the X man. The only ways to leave this group are in a box or a body bag.

Or in a box wrapped in a body bag.

Or a body bag inside a box.

Only members of the EAS get away with such insolence.

Why, because its awesome when one of us do it.

Besides, he's in one or he other.

EDIT: In other news, I came across some old promos I did for some other fed I used to whoop major ass in.

The gimmick: Pretty much a porn star. Looking back on it, I can't believe I wrote any of that shit.

But I was winning so yeah.

You could come up with a lot of velvet covered Oasi with a porn star gimmick

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The Ares wrote:

By the way, you showing up on CPT needs to end as well.

You not one of us. You may be awesome, but you not one of us.

Act like it. Be on time and shit.

And what up to the X man. The only ways to leave this group are in a box or a body bag.

Attacking a member of the EAS is in itself an unawesome act, as is unlawfully unawesome to attack aweome which is what we represent. I rebuke you sir and warn you to watch your manner mind you find yourself up for dismissal from the EAS for not upholding our sworn duty to keep awesome from turning on one another.

Awesome day to you sir.

This gimmick is already getting old.

I can't hear any of you over the sound of how awesome I am.


Another disclaimer: Weed will make your music Awesome, even Yanni or other soft forms of music like Boys without Testicles.

Slegna wrote:

This gimmick is already getting old.

Someone is just sour because they missed the chat aren't they?

This was made with you in mind Sleg, I even devoted an area for you to comment snidely to people.

I think I'm just more upset because you're cheating on the Together Demons with another stable.

What?! Dastardly! I would never.

I'm hurt by you accusations. The Together Demons are a stable for nefarious deeds.

The Extremely Awesome Society is for awesome deeds...see the difference?

You don't have to explain yourself to him.

Clarke wrote:

What?! Dastardly! I would never.

I'm hurt by you accusations. The Together Demons are a stable for nefarious deeds.

The Extremely Awesome Society is for awesome deeds...see the difference?

What if they are nefariously awesome?

Always accepted.

What if the deed is Awesome in concept and nefarious in execution. Are you prepared to make that distinction?

I'd like to make a motion to have Dano the head of the Awesome Irish EAS Sub-Division.

hey ladies and gents, I am coming back. New character but sort of in the vein of something I have done before. hope everyone enjoys and I am glad to be back home

Hey look, it's FMW's Joe Michaels!

Good to see you back, Mike.