What would you do with a ton of money?

I'd buy an island like Ty, preferably the isle of man, then buy the county of Tyrone and give it to the republic of Ireland.

but Mainly, evade my taxes

I would bankroll myself to the point that I can be Batman.

I'd do the usual boring stuff first, like pay off all my debts, pay off my dad's debts, and put some away for my kids so they'll be able to go to uni if they want to without worrying bout money.

Then I'd buy a new house. A nice big one on the edge of town, but still close enough to the shopping centre lol. Folllowing that it's getting car and motorbike licences for both me and my hubby (and a car and bike each).

And if there is anything left over I'll just splurge on all sorts of useless crap just because I could.

I'd donate 1/2 to a charity that helps with autism, and 1/2 for myself.

- Uni
- CDs
- Video games

Comic books. Lots and lots of comic books.

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Oh, and college, I guess.

TJ Tilli wrote:

- Uni

Umm dude... the government basically pays for uni. You gotta pay it back but its pretty minor

I just decided I'd buy Easty a record deal.


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Shag a slag and he'll leave her impaired
Bitches all want him, but he doesn't care
A dick that size, it's fuckin' rare
He gets the choice of women he wants
And goes for the type with premium cunts
I know it seems crude but let me be blunt
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Hookers, Blow, and Booze for all current and former Head Writers here at FMW for a) putting up with everyone else and b) Jaro used to promise that all the time, AND IT NEVER CAME!

Serious answers come later.