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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: OPEN STAFF CALL Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:07 pm | |
| We need staff.
Seriously. Like, fairly to really badly.
So, have you ever wanted to help out the fed? Wanted to CONTRIBUTE?
Then sign up for staff!
What's that your mind is rolling out? "I've never written a match befo-"
Why did you stop? Because I just slapped you across the internet.
Never written a match before? We don't care. No experience needed! We will teach you how to write a match, it's literally so easy a monkey could do it. But, sadly, you can't spell monkey without money, and we don't have those letters which is why we're coming for YOU instead!
So, again, if you've ever wanted to contribute to the fed, then sign up for staff! Right now! | |
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PBrooks
Posts : 200 Rep : 2 Join date : 2011-11-07 Age : 35
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Paul Brooks Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:18 pm | |
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Devilb0y
Posts : 28 Rep : 1 Join date : 2012-02-29 Age : 37 Location : Leeds, UK
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Kraven Whiskeyjack Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:38 pm | |
| - Nicholas Gray wrote:
- We need staff.
Seriously. Like, fairly to really badly.
So, have you ever wanted to help out the fed? Wanted to CONTRIBUTE?
Then sign up for staff!
What's that your mind is rolling out? "I've never written a match befo-"
Why did you stop? Because I just slapped you across the internet.
Never written a match before? We don't care. No experience needed! We will teach you how to write a match, it's literally so easy a monkey could do it. But, sadly, you can't spell monkey without money, and we don't have those letters which is why we're coming for YOU instead!
So, again, if you've ever wanted to contribute to the fed, then sign up for staff! Right now! Happy to help writing some matches or whatever. So long as someone proof reads it before it goes to print - being new here I'm likely to make some mistakes | |
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Edible14 Head Writer
Posts : 717 Rep : 6 Join date : 2009-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Bowling Green, OH
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Apostasy Championship: Abandoned Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:53 pm | |
| - PBrooks wrote:
- Need raters?
Yes... but there's a caveat to that As it stands, it's two days past the deadline, and I have but one set of scores in my lonely inbox. However, I prefer to take scores from people that I have at least a little bit of familiarity with. Also, we don't allow you to rate your own promos (and many of the raters also, by the same principle, don't rate the promos of their competitors. So if you were to send me a set of scores, I might use them in a pinch. I also might not use them if my usual staff gets their shit in. For example, Lethal Injection did not use promo scores of myself, Abel Steele or anyone else in the tournament. We were fortunate enough to have enough otherwise, and it adds a little integrity to the scores. But what we NEED, more than anything, is people to write some goddamn matches. Lethal Injection was largely a solo effort by Nick Bryson (I wrote 4 matches, one of which was not used. I think there were only matches done by 2 other people). Me and Bryson have probably written the majority of our respective shows for close to a year now. But that can't continue. We're both working full-time now, and we need the help. In addition, we've had several departures from staff that we haven't been able to replace. As of right now, I have only one staff member helping me out for Ammunition this show, and that's Nick Gray. Given my current amount of free time, that would probably mean the show gets out some time towards the end of the month, maybe even in May. That's not the speed I want it to be, and it's not the speed you guys deserve. I just need a little help to get things done. Staff isn't a huge commitment either. If you just write a single match, that could take as little as a half an hour if it's a squash match (and we end up having one or two of those every show it seems). Even something big like the Lethal Injection main event took me only 3 hours (and that bitch was 12 pages), and I'll rarely be asking you to do that kind of work unless you really want the challenge and I know I can rely on you. And at our current pace, that's maybe once a month. If you don't think you're a strong writer, I promise you that it's not the end of the world. Match writing is easy, and even if I have to re-edit a bunch of your match, it's a lot easier than writing the thing from scratch. I cannot understate how important it is that I get some people here that can contribute to staff. This place can only continue to exist if we can continue to crank out shows. | |
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PBrooks
Posts : 200 Rep : 2 Join date : 2011-11-07 Age : 35
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Paul Brooks Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:34 pm | |
| I'll write matches then, whatever I can do that helps us both out | |
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Edible14 Head Writer
Posts : 717 Rep : 6 Join date : 2009-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Bowling Green, OH
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Apostasy Championship: Abandoned Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:44 pm | |
| - PBrooks wrote:
- I'll write matches then, whatever I can do that helps us both out
Boom, you're on staff. Head over to the staff forum and call out a match. | |
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Braxton HWU
Posts : 438 Rep : -5 Join date : 2011-11-23 Age : 31 Location : Sydney, Australia
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sage and Santana Braxton Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:53 pm | |
| I'd also happily write a match or two, just as long as someone proof reads it and tells me if I've done a shit job or not. Anything to help out. | |
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Edible14 Head Writer
Posts : 717 Rep : 6 Join date : 2009-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Bowling Green, OH
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Apostasy Championship: Abandoned Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:06 am | |
| - Longoria wrote:
- I'd also happily write a match or two, just as long as someone proof reads it and tells me if I've done a shit job or not. Anything to help out.
I've got enough for this round now, with Brooks, Bryson and Abel helping out. But I'll still put you on staff. Ask Bryson if he needs any help for Corruption/Anarchy. And thank you for helping out. If you get any matches from me in the future, I'll give you feedback on them and tell you how to make them better if need be. | |
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Seanawott
Posts : 113 Rep : 0 Join date : 2011-01-05
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sean Jensen Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:14 am | |
| I can write matches, it is pretty easy (to those who are worried about the difficulty of writing them), but my problem is getting gimmicks right.
Especially in a place like this, where I don't really know anyone's gimmick. | |
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Edible14 Head Writer
Posts : 717 Rep : 6 Join date : 2009-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Bowling Green, OH
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Apostasy Championship: Abandoned Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:09 pm | |
| - SeanJ wrote:
- I can write matches, it is pretty easy (to those who are worried about the difficulty of writing them), but my problem is getting gimmicks right.
Especially in a place like this, where I don't really know anyone's gimmick. Awesome. Well, we have the roster thread up for that purpose, which hopefully will be updated sooner than later. | |
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Seanawott
Posts : 113 Rep : 0 Join date : 2011-01-05
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sean Jensen Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:44 pm | |
| Depending on my schedule (which workwise, is doable. I'm a part timer. 4 hours a day, off Friday and Saturday), I can probably staff it up.
Don't want to say anything for sure, I might be getting married in a couple months.
Lol, "might". | |
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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:17 pm | |
| After her going full retard you're still in her vagina?
How long has the old Sean Jensen been dead? | |
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Seanawott
Posts : 113 Rep : 0 Join date : 2011-01-05
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sean Jensen Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:18 pm | |
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PBrooks
Posts : 200 Rep : 2 Join date : 2011-11-07 Age : 35
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Paul Brooks Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| Do you send the assignments to our email or pm on here? If its email my fed related one is canadiandestroyer@hotmail.ca - SeanJ wrote:
- Mid 2010.
*wipes tear* He's all grown up. | |
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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:53 pm | |
| ...Brooks you never even SAW Old Sean Jensen. God damn.
And Sean, I refuse to believe he's gone, especially for some A-Tier Dumb Ho. He'll be back. | |
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PBrooks
Posts : 200 Rep : 2 Join date : 2011-11-07 Age : 35
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Paul Brooks Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:54 pm | |
| - Nicholas Gray wrote:
- ...Brooks you never even SAW Old Sean Jensen. God damn.
And Sean, I refuse to believe he's gone, especially for some A-Tier Dumb Ho. He'll be back. True but from what I keep hearing he was a complete failure(or something like that) and now not so much. | |
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Drake Parker FMW Television Champion
Posts : 679 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-09-01 Age : 30 Location : The Dark Side
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Drake Parker Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:30 pm | |
| - PBrooks wrote:
- Nicholas Gray wrote:
- ...Brooks you never even SAW Old Sean Jensen. God damn.
And Sean, I refuse to believe he's gone, especially for some A-Tier Dumb Ho. He'll be back. True but from what I keep hearing he was a complete failure(or something like that) and now not so much. You talk too much. You also don't know what we're talking about. | |
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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:09 pm | |
| - PBrooks wrote:
- Nicholas Gray wrote:
- ...Brooks you never even SAW Old Sean Jensen. God damn.
And Sean, I refuse to believe he's gone, especially for some A-Tier Dumb Ho. He'll be back. True but from what I keep hearing he was a complete failure(or something like that) and now not so much. No, Old Sean was a retard but he was awesome. Fucking all the bitches, doing all the drugs, doing all the 12 year olds, and generally being the best thing to watch except when he'd get with a girl that was TEH ONEZ and got all uppity. But then he'd drop the bitch and go back to being best Jensen. Also, what Az said. | |
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Shock
Posts : 117 Rep : -3 Join date : 2010-04-16 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Kuruk Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:07 pm | |
| I'm making graphics, and I'd like to be a rater. You guys know I've been here a while. I should have some form of experience with knowing a good promo. =P | |
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Drake Parker FMW Television Champion
Posts : 679 Rep : 0 Join date : 2010-09-01 Age : 30 Location : The Dark Side
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Drake Parker Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:13 pm | |
| - Nicholas Gray wrote:
- PBrooks wrote:
- Nicholas Gray wrote:
- ...Brooks you never even SAW Old Sean Jensen. God damn.
And Sean, I refuse to believe he's gone, especially for some A-Tier Dumb Ho. He'll be back. True but from what I keep hearing he was a complete failure(or something like that) and now not so much. generally being the best thing to watch except when he'd get with a girl that was TEH ONEZ and got all uppity. But then he'd drop the bitch and go back to being best Jensen. No, he'd drop the bitch and cry for a few weeks before becoming TEH JENSEN again. Then he'd find a new bitch and get uppity. And thus the cycle continued. | |
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Nicholas Gray FMW World Tag Team Champion
Posts : 1222 Rep : 19 Join date : 2009-11-22 Age : 30
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Nicholas Gray Championship: FMW Tag Team Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:17 pm | |
| Ah, right, the crying Jensen period, the most painful of periods. | |
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Seanawott
Posts : 113 Rep : 0 Join date : 2011-01-05
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sean Jensen Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:43 pm | |
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Edible14 Head Writer
Posts : 717 Rep : 6 Join date : 2009-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Bowling Green, OH
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Apostasy Championship: Abandoned Championship
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:57 pm | |
| Whoever can get ratings into me, that would be appreciated. | |
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Seanawott
Posts : 113 Rep : 0 Join date : 2011-01-05
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Sean Jensen Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:25 am | |
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Easty
Posts : 1273 Rep : 1 Join date : 2009-12-06 Age : 32 Location : Stoke-on-Trent, England
Wrestler Profile FMW Superstar: Jack Eastwood Championship:
| Subject: Re: OPEN STAFF CALL Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:41 pm | |
| I'm available for rating and match writing at a pinch, preferably UV/AB contests. | |
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